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Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
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Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
Having just resumed a normal pooping schedule again after a bad stomach flu, I will not be taking part in the matzo-drenched festivities.

Now that I've shared that TMI with you, I hope you all enjoy your dinners.

(You know you're not a Jew when you have to wonder what 'regularity' and 'matzo' have to do with each other.)
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
Being German, I have no clue what these jewish feasts are.



Being German, I also celebrate the torture and execution of Jesus. Do jews do that aswell? Tongue
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
Schmuck deserved it. Pansy.
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
I only look Jewish. Has made for an interesting moment or two in the past.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
(March 25, 2013 at 5:14 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Being German, I have no clue what these jewish feasts are.



Being German, I also celebrate the torture and execution of Jesus. Do jews do that aswell? Tongue

I would not take kindly to someone claiming to be my king either. He had it coming.
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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