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Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
March 25, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Having just resumed a normal pooping schedule again after a bad stomach flu, I will not be taking part in the matzo-drenched festivities.
Now that I've shared that TMI with you, I hope you all enjoy your dinners.
(You know you're not a Jew when you have to wonder what 'regularity' and 'matzo' have to do with each other.)
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
March 25, 2013 at 5:16 pm
Schmuck deserved it. Pansy.
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
March 25, 2013 at 8:28 pm
I only look Jewish. Has made for an interesting moment or two in the past.
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
May 21, 2013 at 3:16 pm
(March 25, 2013 at 5:14 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Being German, I have no clue what these jewish feasts are.
Being German, I also celebrate the torture and execution of Jesus. Do jews do that aswell? 
I would not take kindly to someone claiming to be my king either. He had it coming.
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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RE: Happy Pesach, Bad Jews
May 21, 2013 at 3:26 pm
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