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Football in Trouble?

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Football in Trouble?
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 2:13 am
(April 28, 2013 at 1:33 am)cato123 Wrote: Rugby? I'd rather go to a gay bar on mud wrestling night.
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 2:23 am
(April 28, 2013 at 2:13 am)Aractus Wrote:
(April 28, 2013 at 1:33 am)cato123 Wrote: Rugby? I'd rather go to a gay bar on mud wrestling night.
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Bravery has nothing to do with it. Gay bar mud wrestling satisfies your desire to see strapping young men scrumming for a ball, but has the added benefit of far shorter distances to the pisser and the next beer. Efficiency, not bravery.
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 4:26 am
I guess your people play strange rules of "mud wrestling" if there's a ball involved...
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 7:08 am
Oh.

I thought this thread was about football.

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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 7:53 am
Now THAT'S the kind of sport I expect to find in gay bars...
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 8:12 am
(April 28, 2013 at 2:23 am)cato123 Wrote:
(April 28, 2013 at 2:13 am)Aractus Wrote: :o

You are one brave man, Sir!

Bravery has nothing to do with it. Gay bar mud wrestling satisfies your desire to see strapping young men scrumming for a ball, but has the added benefit of far shorter distances to the pisser and the next beer. Efficiency, not bravery.

It can be lesbian mud wrestling, that would be quite satisfactory.Big Grin
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 8:16 am
Cato imagines young men. To each their own...
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 9:49 am
(April 28, 2013 at 12:51 am)Aractus Wrote: Body against body? American football has so much padding there's no way you can accurately call it a "contact sport"! The contact of pad against pad?

The pads actually allow them to hit each other even harder, but as Min. pointed out, the problem is with the head injuries.
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April 28, 2013 at 10:04 am
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RE: Football in Trouble?
April 28, 2013 at 10:44 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2013 at 10:44 am by Faith No More.)
Not bad, Napo, but try doing some of these without pads.

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