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A bit of pun
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RE: A bit of pun
June 4, 2013 at 9:47 pm
I was in the park wondering why the frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer, and then it hit me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A bit of pun
June 5, 2013 at 12:38 am
Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

or is it just one of Granny's myths?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 1:57 am
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally
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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 6:33 am (This post was last modified: June 28, 2013 at 6:34 am by Whateverist.)
(June 4, 2013 at 9:47 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I was in the park wondering why the frisbee gets bigger as it gets closer, and then it hit me.

You should write this down! Funny!
(June 28, 2013 at 1:57 am)fr0d0 Wrote: It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, they always take things literally

Literally?
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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 7:32 am
What's Dracula's more fabulous brother called?

Spectacula'!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 12:53 pm
Just had a very odd bit of fish from our local chip shop. Truly this was a piece of cod that passeth all understanding.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 2:25 pm
I told a chemistry joke the other day, but there was no reaction.
Chemistry jokes are dead and we should just barium
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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 2:57 pm
"Roger Daltry and Pete Townshend spent the afternoon working in a soup kitchen."

"Who cares."
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RE: A bit of pun
June 28, 2013 at 7:09 pm
(June 28, 2013 at 2:25 pm)Diamond Wrote: I told a chemistry joke the other day, but there was no reaction.
Chemistry jokes are dead and we should just barium

So you probably already know which element is a criminal joker?



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