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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm
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(June 20, 2013 at 3:46 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Rabbits don't burp, duh!
I do seem to rememver heinously schooling some poor fools in a rap competition not too long ago though..
And to think... it was shit. You schooling those worthless scrubs... and being a nooby nooblord yourself.
Do you want to experience a rap made by Violet? Natalie portman ain't got shit.
(June 20, 2013 at 4:07 pm)c172 Wrote: Yeah, but can y'all really quickly chug a gallon of milk? That's thereal question.
Gallon goes in... gallon goes out. ETD? 20 minutes.
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 4:40 pm
I ain't afraid of getting schooled by a flower. The minute this rabbit gets hungry, <debate over>
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 4:43 pm
I had a thought of best suggestion for patron saint of atheism, but it turns out there already is one, natch: St. Otteran.
http://bill-sheehan.livejournal.com/107074.html
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 4:44 pm
I've chuffed a gallon of water in 30min before. Needless to say, I got the job ;P
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Let's have a competition for the one who has the most hair. Yep, you've got to count your hair, one by one, and no cheating.
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 5:04 pm
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What kinda hair we talkin? Cuz I will tell you right now I'm not going to be a confirmation judge on a competition like that.
And wtf is a klakon?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 6:25 pm
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(June 20, 2013 at 4:40 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I ain't afraid of getting schooled by a flower. The minute this rabbit gets hungry, <debate over>
Lucky, then... that I'm quite poisonous to rabbits. The probability of death after devouring me is astronomical.
You might understand if you think about it this way: I'm like ground glass through your system.
(June 20, 2013 at 5:04 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: What kinda hair we talkin? Cuz I will tell you right now I'm not going to be a confirmation judge on a competition like that.
And wtf is a klakon?
Never heard of a klakon. The Klackon, on the other hand, are a race of sentient insects. Hive mind, and all that... most of them are very large ants (and by this, I mean: as large as humans).
Y'know... the (debatably) second most powerful presence in this galaxy?
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 9:46 pm
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How do you know I'm not evolved to have immunity to you, your Flowerness? I eat flowers like you for breakfast then throw you up to make room for real food..like lettuce. Your glassy attributes have no effect on my steely thick stomach because I've been eating the likes of you for innumerable generations! You're good for digestion.
Klackon, Klingon, whatevs. Pussies.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 9:53 pm
(June 20, 2013 at 4:44 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I've chuffed a gallon of water in 30min before. Needless to say, I got the job ;P
Nice; however, I think the bar is too low. A gallon of beer in an hour might be appropriate.
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RE: It's high time we had a competition!
June 20, 2013 at 10:19 pm
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Well uhh water wont kill you unless you drink what, four liters in an hour? Beer on the other hand...a gallon in an hour sounds deadly to me.
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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