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Be offended by the post above yours
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Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:34 pm
I'm offended I had to start this thread.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:42 pm
(June 3, 2013 at 1:34 pm)little_monkey Wrote: I'm offended I had to start this thread.

I take great offense to your offense, and to your very existence. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Using the word "offense" twice in the same sentence is an offense of highest level.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:46 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2013 at 1:46 pm by Jackalope.)
(June 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Using the word "offense" twice in the same sentence is an offense of highest level.

Indeed. Accordingly, it ought to be perfectly understandable why I'm extremely offended by what you wrote.

* Jackalope is writing his congressman to express his outrage.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:48 pm
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2013 at 1:50 pm by little_monkey.)
(June 3, 2013 at 1:46 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Using the word "offense" twice in the same sentence is an offense of highest level.

Indeed. Accordingly, it ought to be perfectly understandable why I'm extremely offended by what you wrote.

* Cthulhu Dreaming is writing his congressman to express his outrage.

Anyone saying, "perfectly understandable", an oxymoron by any measure, is doubly offensive.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:49 pm (This post was last modified: June 3, 2013 at 1:50 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm offended that you would waste my congress's time so heinously, and so I will also be writing a letter, requesting that your letters be shitcanned upon arrival- and that you be sent a bill for their disposal.

I'm also offended by the speed at which Monkey posts.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 1:51 pm
"Shitcanned" is offensive.
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 2:18 pm
I agree... that you haven't been shitcanned offends me. Deeply. Smile
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Be offended by the post above yours
June 3, 2013 at 2:21 pm
I'm going to have to be the devils advocate here and be the only one not offended. But then again, there's so much talk about being offended that I can't figure out what you're actually arguing about.
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