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Sum up your last sexual encounter
#31
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
(June 5, 2013 at 5:08 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: Bush Suprise, Into the Bush, Female Punisher, Hairy whatever
Ooooh, getting laid in the great outdoors are we? Except for the twigs stuck in ones butt that stuff's the real deal!
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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#32
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Unfinished Business '-_-
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#33
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
:Roflol:

Next time might wanna make sure she just has a landing strip not the whole airport.

My last one honestly was a guy with his hand on my mouth. So, Silence of the Lambs?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#34
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

Along came Polly
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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#35
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Schindlers List
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#36
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
No, German. Yours has gotta be Ace Ventura Pet Detective
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#37
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
(June 5, 2013 at 5:16 am)littleendian Wrote: Ooooh, getting laid in the great outdoors are we? Except for the twigs stuck in ones butt that stuff's the real deal!

Well only when it "happens" and since I live in a urban erea, it is mostly a phoneboth, a pub`s toilet or in the Straßenbahn.

My last encounter was more of a hairy suprise.

(June 5, 2013 at 5:23 am)missluckie26 Wrote: No, German. Yours has gotta be Ace Ventura Pet Detective

only if yours is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-n_zk7e0ZU
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#38
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
MmOkay Forest Gump.

You went full retard there German, you never go full retard.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#39
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
The Iron Lady
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#40
RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
Iron man III
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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