Random First World Problem

[Jackalope]

Worst parent to parent punishment is probably a drum set.

My mom bought me some play instruments when I was a kid, and one of them was a pair of cymbals. Apparently, I drove her nuts with it, and now she's scouring the earth to find a pair for my son.

There's a whole list of unholy musical instruments you can inflict upon the parents of your grandchildren.

Drums and cymbals are so passe - for real torture, reach for a clarinet, or even better, a set of bagpipes.

What child wouldn't love a set of these tartan-clad beauties?