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RE: Random First World Problem
June 5, 2013 at 4:19 pm
(June 5, 2013 at 2:37 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(June 5, 2013 at 1:32 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Worst parent to parent punishment is probably a drum set.

My mom bought me some play instruments when I was a kid, and one of them was a pair of cymbals. Apparently, I drove her nuts with it, and now she's scouring the earth to find a pair for my son.

There's a whole list of unholy musical instruments you can inflict upon the parents of your grandchildren.

Drums and cymbals are so passe - for real torture, reach for a clarinet, or even better, a set of bagpipes.

What child wouldn't love a set of these tartan-clad beauties?

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