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Jesus - not even a nice guy?

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Jesus - not even a nice guy?
Doubting Thomas Offline
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 7, 2013 at 3:41 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 3:49 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Well, his name was Jesus.
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 7, 2013 at 3:51 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
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Jesus take the wheel!
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LOL!
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 7, 2013 at 10:23 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2013 at 10:27 pm by Drich.)
(June 7, 2013 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Christ would most likely have been a general laborer

And obviously Drippy you have not absorbed the implications of that?

Why don't you enlighten me Minnie.
(June 7, 2013 at 2:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: No, that he would have been of a social class even lower than the peasantry... which at least had land.

Jesus would have been more like a day laborer...you know, the kind that fine xtians want to throw out of the country.

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Is this your big reveal?
If yes..

So what?
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#25
RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 8, 2013 at 12:51 am
Embarrassed early xtians sought to raise the social status of their godboy by making him a craftsman.

Later xtian idiots gave him the trappings of a fucking king.
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 8, 2013 at 3:12 am
Just remembering that jeebus cursed a fig tree for not having fruit even though he knew it wasn't in season.
Bit of a psychopath too by the look of it.
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 8, 2013 at 9:58 am (This post was last modified: June 8, 2013 at 10:32 am by Walking Void.)
Jesus is very merciful, oh yes, so merciful He would send You straight to heaven...

King James Version

Luke 19:27

Quote:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!
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RE: Jesus - not even a nice guy?
June 8, 2013 at 10:07 am
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