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Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
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Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it
Gods: L. Torvalds & R. Stallman
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#2
RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
Well, that's pretty fucking stupid.

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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#3
RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
Actually, Lucifer won the war in Heaven and then rewrote history to make it look like he was God all along.
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

Jerkoff
1Thess 5:21 Question all things and hold on to what is good.
That doesn't mean question just the questionable, it also means that we should question the foundational. If you have a biblically based question you'd rather not openly discuss i am happy to receive any PM's Semi-discreetly, or Email [email protected]

A/S/K= ask, seek, knock. As outlined in luke 11:5-13

Semi-discreetly= will never share details openly with anyone, but may remind you that I am not speaking out of a vaccum but rather that you may have shared some personal info with me 8+ years ago Dodgy 
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
Yeah, we know it gets you off.
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 15, 2019 at 10:26 am)Drich Wrote:
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

Jerkoff

Don't you use two hands to pray?
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

If I didn't know better I might think you were a JW.
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 15, 2019 at 11:06 am)madog Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 10:26 am)Drich Wrote: Jerkoff

Don't you use two hands to pray?

Middle Finer
1Thess 5:21 Question all things and hold on to what is good.
That doesn't mean question just the questionable, it also means that we should question the foundational. If you have a biblically based question you'd rather not openly discuss i am happy to receive any PM's Semi-discreetly, or Email [email protected]

A/S/K= ask, seek, knock. As outlined in luke 11:5-13

Semi-discreetly= will never share details openly with anyone, but may remind you that I am not speaking out of a vaccum but rather that you may have shared some personal info with me 8+ years ago Dodgy 
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 15, 2019 at 11:15 am)Drich Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 11:06 am)madog Wrote: Don't you use two hands to pray?

Middle Finer

Don't you use two fingers to evangelize ?
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: Christians worship Satan and don't even know it
(April 14, 2019 at 11:32 am)rado84 Wrote: I've always suspected there was something off with Santa Claus and now I found a proof. Big Grin

https://stalliondrift.wixsite.com/blog/p...en-know-it

Wasn't there a dyslexic devil worshipper who once sold his soul to Santa? Diablo

(April 15, 2019 at 11:23 am)madog Wrote:
(April 15, 2019 at 11:15 am)Drich Wrote: Middle Finer

Don't you use two fingers to evangelize ?

christards can only count to one. Hilarious
I don't know whether I need a bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy. Diablo
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