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Holy Fuckballs, Batman
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Holy Fuckballs, Batman
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
What a constipated thing to do.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
No shit.

Big Grin
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
"Taliban peace emissary?"

ROFLOL

Dumbasses
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
He butt spewed some hate!
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
Rectum, hell!?! ̶D̶a̶m̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶a̶r̶ killed him.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
(June 9, 2013 at 12:51 am)cato123 Wrote: Rectum, hell!?! ̶D̶a̶m̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶a̶r̶ killed him.

Damn, you - you stole my line! Big Grin
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
Isn't it like impure to shove shit up your butt in Islam? Everything else is..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(June 9, 2013 at 1:42 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Isn't it like impure to shove shit up your butt in Islam? Everything else is..

If there isn't a verse to cover it they'll invent one.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
Holy fucking shit!
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