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Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 8, 2013 at 9:25 pm
This brings "Blow Allah Out Your Ass" to a whole new level.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/09/world/...TE&ei=5043
Quote:r. Khalid’s aides took the visitor to an armored room in the basement of a safe house in Taimani, an upscale neighborhood in the capital city, for a security screening. They were no doubt mindful of what happened in September 2011 when a Taliban peace emissary was allowed to meet with a prominent Afghan peace envoy and then killed him with a bomb hidden in his turban.
Watching the man over closed-circuit television, they ordered him to strip naked, which he did. Satisfied, they let him get dressed and took him to see their boss upstairs.
Then he blew up. The suicide bomber killed only himself, but Mr. Khalid sustained severe abdominal wounds as well as injuries to his hands and arms.
Now, months after that attack, on Dec. 6, a spokesman for the National Directorate of Security, Shafiqullah Tahiri, confirmed that the attacker had hidden the bomb inside his rectum.
I wonder where that is written in the fucking koran?
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 8, 2013 at 9:41 pm
What a constipated thing to do.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 8, 2013 at 10:11 pm
No shit.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 8, 2013 at 10:14 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2013 at 10:15 pm by Mystical.)
"Taliban peace emissary?"
Dumbasses
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 8, 2013 at 10:46 pm
He butt spewed some hate!
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 9, 2013 at 12:51 am
Rectum, hell!?! ̶D̶a̶m̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶a̶r̶ killed him.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 9, 2013 at 12:53 am
(June 9, 2013 at 12:51 am)cato123 Wrote: Rectum, hell!?! ̶D̶a̶m̶n̶ ̶n̶e̶a̶r̶ killed him.
Damn, you - you stole my line!
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 9, 2013 at 1:42 am
Isn't it like impure to shove shit up your butt in Islam? Everything else is..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 9, 2013 at 2:54 am
(June 9, 2013 at 1:42 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Isn't it like impure to shove shit up your butt in Islam? Everything else is..
If there isn't a verse to cover it they'll invent one.
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RE: Holy Fuckballs, Batman
June 9, 2013 at 3:54 am
Holy fucking shit!
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