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Pineapples disprove Big Bang
June 12, 2013 at 11:50 am
Ray Comfort is at it again.
http://dailycurrant.com/2013/06/11/ray-c...ng-theory/
Quote:In a video uploaded to his official YouTube channel, the New Zealand-born leader of The Way of the Master ministry said that the spiny fruit could only exist in a universe created by God.
"The pineapple is the physicist's nightmare," he explained. "This humble fruit single-handedly destroys their argument that the universe began at a single point in space 13.77 billion years ago.
"Now according to the atheists and scientists, everything in the universe started at one single point and eventually traveled to their current locations. But how is that possible?
"I think we all can agree that the pineapple is one of nature's strongest fruits. But even considering its incredible strength, it's hard to imagine pineapples surviving the trip all the way from the center of the universe to Earth.
"Maybe rocks, mountains, and even oceans can voyage though deep space. But what about the rest of God's creation? How did things like pineapples, carrots or goats travel all that way? God must have created them, right here on Earth."
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RE: Pineapples disprove Big Bang
June 12, 2013 at 11:59 am
I'm sure some of our resident theistic idiots will jump to his defense.
What a fucking moron..... but you can't argue with success. He's gotten rich selling bullshit to imbeciles.
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RE: Pineapples disprove Big Bang
June 12, 2013 at 12:00 pm
I thought that the stories on the daily currant were fake. Are they not?
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RE: Pineapples disprove Big Bang
June 12, 2013 at 12:02 pm
(June 12, 2013 at 12:00 pm)Savannahw Wrote: I thought that the stories on the daily currant were fake. Are they not?
It appears so. I had no idea until you mentioned it. I was only aware of The Onion. If a mod wishes to move this to the
humor section, that would probably be better.
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RE: Pineapples disprove Big Bang
June 12, 2013 at 12:35 pm
Let me guess. He's put ad's on the video.
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RE: Pineapples disprove Big Bang
June 12, 2013 at 2:14 pm
Minimalist, I am constantly surprised at how you fit the mold of the "mad atheist" stereotype. Go ahead and pick on irrational creationists like Ray Comfort. I'm sure it feels fulfilling.
And yes, the Daily Currant is a comedic and fake news network like The Onion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Currant
All generalizations are false.
