| Poll: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O? This poll is closed. |
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| Yes | 0 | 0% | |
| YES YESS! | 0 | 0% | |
| OH GOD YEEEEEEEEES! | 2 | 33.33% | |
| Oh Iggy, I enjoyed your poll so much, do you have a cigarette? | 4 | 66.67% | |
| Total | 6 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
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 Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 2:56 am
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2018 at 3:21 am by ignoramus.)
Yes, this is the fake poll to beat all fake polls.
Ladies, please answer honestly. Us blokes know if you're lying (because you're usually reading a book) ![[Image: 299cjs.jpg]](https://i.imgflip.com/299cjs.jpg)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
I caught my missus faking the big O once. She told me they were Oreos, turned out to be Hydrox.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Yeah, mine sounds like that when she puts on her new Italian leather boots...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Ladies faking an Oscar Robertson? I like to see that.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Never dared try faking an orgasm because I don't know what they are supposed to be like.
My husband's a screamer though. 
No. I don't see the point in it.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh 
Yep. I have. Sorry, not sorry, but not every guy actually knows how to do it right.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 10:47 am
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2018 at 10:47 am by Catholic_Lady.)
I feel like if you fake it, he won't learn how to do better.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh  RE: Ladies, have you ever faked the big O?
April 28, 2018 at 10:53 am
(This post was last modified: April 28, 2018 at 10:54 am by Edwardo Piet.)
You can tell when you've done it right if you pay close enough attention (and sometimes it's obvious)... their legs tremble and their face flushes in sync with their breath in a way that can't possibly be faked.
You can't fake your reaction to the Hammy tongue 
I can tell I'm doing it right when she drops her phone.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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