The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!

[JesusHChrist]

What can you say other than "lol!"?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/01...91938.html

Does the theist's credulity know any bounds? No, it does not.

I should sell cross pieces on the net. Seriously. I should. Quit my day job. Retire early.

Jesus H Christ in a sidecar!

[ITChick]

Wow. If that is true, does that mean we can finally clone him?

[Captain Colostomy]

Wow. If that is true, does that mean we can finally clone him?

At Battlestar church, the skies the limit!

I kinda hope there is clonable DNA, but i hope it's from a pig.

[Bad Writer]

:Channels PeterPriesthood:

If God could preserve the Golden Plates that were buried in upstate New York for over 1000 years for his new prophet, Joseph Smith Jr. to find them, then it only makes sense that other such artifacts still exist! The Ark of the Covenant is out there, as well as Noah's Ark. The Urim and Thummim were also in Joseph's Possession, though there's no telling that it was the same one Moses and Aaron had...as there were multiples! The Tomb of Jesus Christ can be visited even to this day, so of course the cross had to be somewhere! God, in his infinite wisdom, preserved the wood from rotting over these past 2000 years, and this is proof of his greatness and glory!

:End Channeling:

Dafuq is wrong with these people?

[Minimalist]

There are enough pieces of the of the "True Cross" across Europe to build a house. Maybe now they can start on a fucking garage?

[JesusHChrist]

Wow. If that is true, does that mean we can finally clone him?

Yes! Now we can FINALLY find out if Jeebs looked like the singer in Styx or was more of a tanned swarthy fellow.

Might have to revise all those Jeebs pics in Catholic churches throughout the land.

[Doubting Thomas]

Out of the countless people who were crucified back in biblical times, they know for a fact this piece of wood was from Jesus' cross? What, did the Romans put his cross in a museum after one of them said, "Surely this man was the son of God?"

I remember seeing ads for pieces of Jesus' cross in the back of magazines years ago... supposedly they will bring you lots of money (from a guy who preached against wealth). I also remember seeing ads for small vials containing the actual sand from Jesus' tomb.

[Minimalist]

Always remember that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a xtian.

[ITChick]

Wow. If that is true, does that mean we can finally clone him?

Yes! Now we can FINALLY find out if Jeebs looked like the singer in Styx or was more of a tanned swarthy fellow.

Might have to revise all those Jeebs pics in Catholic churches throughout the land.

He works for the same company as me. It's true (I will try to take some pictures at some point). It's really scary, I have to constantly hide from him so he does not "take me to heaven".

Me and a colleague have this game that we play. He'll start singing: "he doesn't look a thing like Jesus", at which point I will point out that he really does .

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Always remember that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a xtian.

Oh, I dunno. Buddhists run them a close second.

Boru