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RE: The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!
August 2, 2013 at 4:01 pm
Wow. If that is true, does that mean we can finally clone him?
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RE: The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!
August 2, 2013 at 4:09 pm
:Channels PeterPriesthood:
If God could preserve the Golden Plates that were buried in upstate New York for over 1000 years for his new prophet, Joseph Smith Jr. to find them, then it only makes sense that other such artifacts still exist! The Ark of the Covenant is out there, as well as Noah's Ark. The Urim and Thummim were also in Joseph's Possession, though there's no telling that it was the same one Moses and Aaron had...as there were multiples! The Tomb of Jesus Christ can be visited even to this day, so of course the cross had to be somewhere! God, in his infinite wisdom, preserved the wood from rotting over these past 2000 years, and this is proof of his greatness and glory!
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Dafuq is wrong with these people?
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RE: The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!
August 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm
There are enough pieces of the of the "True Cross" across Europe to build a house. Maybe now they can start on a fucking garage?
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RE: The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!
August 2, 2013 at 5:01 pm
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Out of the countless people who were crucified back in biblical times, they know for a fact this piece of wood was from Jesus' cross? What, did the Romans put his cross in a museum after one of them said, "Surely this man was the son of God?"
I remember seeing ads for pieces of Jesus' cross in the back of magazines years ago... supposedly they will bring you lots of money (from a guy who preached against wealth). I also remember seeing ads for small vials containing the actual sand from Jesus' tomb.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!
August 2, 2013 at 5:15 pm
Always remember that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a xtian.
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RE: The Actual Cross of Jesus Discovered!
August 2, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Quote:Always remember that there is nothing quite as fucking stupid as a xtian.
Oh, I dunno. Buddhists run them a close second.
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