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Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
(August 7, 2013 at 12:49 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote:
(August 3, 2013 at 1:29 pm)Rahul Wrote:

Next they'll ban fast food joints for celebrating American victory over Muslims.

Well, French fries and hot dogs do look like Crusaders' swords, come to think of it.

Thinking

What truly concerns me is my kitchen. It faces east, and I cook a lot of bacon. (Mmmm....). Imagine if the local mosque caught wind of my abomination?

I hate turkey bacon.
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RE: Syrian Rebels Ban Croissants!
(August 7, 2013 at 8:22 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Sacrebleu!

What will the French do now? Their invasion plans are now in tatters. Sad

Surrender, like they usually do.
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