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The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
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The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 11:27 am
takes it up the ass again.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23672150

Quote:A surge of electrical activity in the brain could be responsible for the vivid experiences described by near-death survivors, scientists report.

Bye, god. See you around.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 11:43 am
Christians won't see the connection. The human soul is documented to reside in the ass, not brain.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 11:45 am
Does seem that way with them.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Well this has been known effect of oxygen deprivation with in the brain. Similar effects have been observed in centrifuge training with pilots and astronauts. It also has been observed sometimes in conditions such as hypoxia. There is a decent documentary on netflix that details scientific causes of near death experiences. However, a few anomalies have occured that an explination has eluded science.
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm
What other gaps are there that God can hide in?

God is feeling mighty exposed at the moment.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 2:01 pm (This post was last modified: August 13, 2013 at 2:02 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: What other gaps are there that God can hide in?

God is feeling mighty exposed at the moment.


The gap between the ears of christains will always be bigger than any god needs to hide in.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 2:10 pm
(August 13, 2013 at 1:53 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: What other gaps are there that God can hide in?

God is feeling mighty exposed at the moment.



Uh-huh.

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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 13, 2013 at 3:48 pm
You guys just do not get it. The increased brain functionality is proof that god is coming to claim their souls. Smile

That is one of the reasons why I enjoy arguing with theists. They have all the "cheat codes" and can change the rules whenever they want. We are constrained by things like logic and evidence.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 15, 2013 at 11:37 am
Maybe the belated increase in brain activity is the result of the Christian realizing, at the moment of death, nothing awaits him beyond and he had debased all of existence for nothing.
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RE: The Ever Receding God of the Gaps
August 15, 2013 at 12:39 pm
(August 13, 2013 at 3:48 pm)ITChick Wrote: That is one of the reasons why I enjoy arguing with theists. They have all the "cheat codes" and can change the rules whenever they want. We are constrained by things like logic and evidence.
I imagine at baptism, the parents are handed one very important, very special, very secret piece of paper that they must apply to their child immediately when they return home. It contains everything that child will need for his Christian life.
And on that paper, these mysterious instructions....

"Left, left, left, right, right, up, down, up, down, down, right"
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