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God is a Sadistic Alien

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God is a Sadistic Alien
Michael Schubert Offline
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RE: God is a Sadistic Alien
August 24, 2013 at 3:33 pm
(August 24, 2013 at 2:18 am)Ivy Wrote: I liked it.

So... we're being watched, ey? For entertainment, huh? I knew it! So glad I did some things slow motion for the cool effect. Also thinking out loud so they could know what I was thinking. I knew I wasn't crazy.

I'm in. How do I convert? Make it special.

First you must read books about Postmodernism, for they will teach you the fundamentals of critical thinking. Then you must convert the Christians, Mormons, Scientologists and Darwinian evolutionists so they can understand Sasha and her ways, too.
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RE: God is a Sadistic Alien
August 25, 2013 at 12:12 am
That sucks. Do I have to pay, too? Maybe with beer? Beer offerings and sex rituals!
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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Michael Schubert Offline
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RE: God is a Sadistic Alien
August 25, 2013 at 3:23 am
(August 25, 2013 at 12:12 am)Ivy Wrote: That sucks. Do I have to pay, too? Maybe with beer? Beer offerings and sex rituals!

I prefer pot, which is, after all, what the planet is made out of. Sorry to hear you don't like it. It's a new religion, after all. So I'm open to suggestions. Smile
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RE: God is a Sadistic Alien
August 25, 2013 at 8:29 am
(August 25, 2013 at 3:23 am)Michael Schubert Wrote: I'm open to suggestions. Smile

I suggest you give me all of your pot immediately!
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RE: God is a Sadistic Alien
August 25, 2013 at 1:00 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2013 at 1:01 pm by Anomalocaris.)
A worthwhile religion consists of three parts: 1. empty promises, 2. hollow threats, tied together with 3. an explanatory tale peculiarly reflective of the level of ignorance common amongst the least educated of time when the religion was cooked up.

You made a valiant effort at 3, the least important of the ingredients. But you totally missed 1, the most important part, and 2, 1's indispensable sidekick.

Try again.
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