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I knew it!

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I knew it!
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I knew it!
September 23, 2013 at 9:10 pm
[Image: pec_satan_was_a_lesbian.jpg]
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RE: I knew it!
September 23, 2013 at 9:17 pm
What is that?
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RE: I knew it!
September 23, 2013 at 9:21 pm
(September 23, 2013 at 9:17 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: What is that?

A good reason to go to hell! Smile
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 12:28 am
How do I sign up for a hell membership? After all these years it turns out I might really be Satan's daughter just like I was told by the holy people. Figures.

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"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 12:35 am
(September 24, 2013 at 12:28 am)Ivy Wrote: How do I sign up for a hell membership? After all these years it turns out I might really be Satan's daughter just like I was told by the holy people. Figures.

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The best way for us to determine that is for you to put up a pic of your tail...Cool Shades
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 2:41 am
Is that a Movie Big Grin
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 7:48 am
(September 24, 2013 at 2:41 am)Moira Wrote: Is that a Movie Big Grin

I guess you could call it that.

The acting isn't very good though...
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 8:13 am
We are all going to hell. Who makes the first BBQ? Should be easy, no need to light a fire.
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 8:20 am
That would be my idea of hell. An eternity surrounded by lesbians. Oh well, I guess I could watch.
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RE: I knew it!
September 24, 2013 at 8:29 am
Crazy, but entertaining!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!
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