Then why do you believe in talking donkeys and talking snakes and virgin births?
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If you acept this as fake.
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Then why do you believe in talking donkeys and talking snakes and virgin births?
It is 'accept'.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
Last days prophecies.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
Let's see...I've seen Mr. Ed and Francis the talking mule, and read The Jungle Book and Riki-Tiki-Tavi, so I've read about talking snakes. Virgin births? I've seen children born, and they were virgins.(Aren't they all?)
Minus the virgin kids, the rest were fiction. Seems easy enough to realize, doesn't it? Silly shit usually does. Christians are apparently drain bramaged.
Clearly she's the Whore of Babylon in the flesh. You all need to repent immediately.
No creator in the heavens above (I am the lightning)
Rest your weary mind No demons in the furnace below (I am the frenzy) I have realized I AM GOD RE: If you acept this as fake.
October 9, 2013 at 8:42 am
(This post was last modified: October 9, 2013 at 8:50 am by Brian37.)
(October 9, 2013 at 12:04 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: It is 'accept'. I also transpose there with their, it's called being human. (October 9, 2013 at 12:55 am)Godschild Wrote: Last days prophecies. Laughing at others in that video who believed what was going on was real, makes you a hypocrite. How can you accept this video as being fake, but yet gloss over and or ignore the bullshit fantastic claims in the bible that are equally as absurd? You "Yea, that's stupid" HELLO MCFLY, so is a man magically popping out of dirt, women popping out of ribs, talking snakes, talking donkeys, talking bushes. virgin births, zombie god, walking on water. If you are going to believe all that fucking crap, you might as well be one of the idiots who got scared over a prank.
The real stupidity here is you all took it seriously, the jokes on you.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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