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One of my idiot students...
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One of my idiot students...
A little anecdote from today:

Somehow my class of Air Force students ended up on a tangent about science, which would be awesome if some of these young tards weren't so damn ignorant. Luckily, since I'm the instructor, my words carry a small amount of weight to these guys.

A student began by claiming that science had proven a link between people who watch porn and those who commit sexual assault. I calmly asked if this was an actual science study, or if it was merely a correlation found when compiling certain statistics. He admitted that it was more likely the latter. I then further impressed upon him that science would most likely not concern itself with proving such a thing, as science actually deals with testing hypotheses as opposed to proving them, as mathematics is more apt to do. Again, he conceded the point.

After which he totally forgot what he had just conceded when he blurted out, "Well, at Leary science still hasn't proven evolution or global warming." The class became a little tense at this comment that has just come from nowhere, but I calmly countered the claim again. I reminded him that we had just agreed that science didn't deal with such proof, but that the point, for instance, on proving evolution was moot anyway since it was actually a demonstrable and observable fact.

The rest of the class applauded the rebuttal, after which I segued into the next lesson, dropping the issue entirely before the idiot student could come up with something to try and stump teacher. I usually don't revel in putting a student on the spot, but this jackass had it coming. I especially liked that that the other students, last I saw, were still ribbing him on the subject.
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RE: One of my idiot students...
Sounds like that guy thinks 'Aim High' is only advice to avoid getting piss on his boots.
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#3
RE: One of my idiot students...
Hey, plant seeds wherever you can. You just never know what will yield fruit. Big Grin
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RE: One of my idiot students...
It's good you did, you may make him open his mind
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: One of my idiot students...
(October 10, 2013 at 12:10 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Sounds like that guy thinks 'Aim High' is only advice to avoid getting piss on his boots.

Everyone was pretty bewildered when the topic moved from rape to evolution and global warming. ...this individual is some kind of disturbed indeed.

(October 10, 2013 at 1:06 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: It's good you did, you may make him open his mind

Open the mind of an obvious creatard? His balls haven't even dropped yet; I doubt he even properly knows how to open his fly.
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(October 10, 2013 at 1:39 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: I doubt he even properly knows how to open his fly.

He should be in the Navy, then...plenty of guys there willing to lend a hand.

*grins and flips the bird to Rahul*

Smile
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(October 10, 2013 at 12:20 am)Raeven Wrote: Hey, plant seeds wherever you can. You just never know what will yield fruit. Big Grin

Yeah, except sometimes they yield only nuts, unfortunately. Rolleyes
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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I'm surprised someone holding such beliefs would voice them in a classroom setting. What were you teaching? I don't think anyone would be dumb enough to suggest evolution and global warming aren't real in my classes. Although once in an evolution class a guy asked the prof if dolphins are mammals. It was embarrassing for all of us.
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(October 10, 2013 at 8:23 am)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: I don't think anyone would be dumb enough to suggest evolution and global warming aren't real in my classes.

You're forgetting about the American exceptionalism that we keep trying to explain to you guys.

ETA: America is a place where idiocy is applauded, especially when it comes in the form of religious beliefs.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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(October 10, 2013 at 9:52 am)Faith No More Wrote: ETA: America is a place where idiocy is applauded, especially when it comes in the form of religious beliefs.

Right. Remember how ga-ga all the Repubs were (and still are) over Sarah Palin? Because "She's not one of them there polyticians. She's just a regular gal."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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