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Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 4:04 am
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 4:17 am
Nora told me that at her job she was once asked by an American tourist where the Eifel tower is........... in London.
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am
#7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies? Big Grin
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 5:20 am
(October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: #7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies? Big Grin

I am pritty certain that only in the US and the Arab world, boobs are not to be seen at beaches.
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 5:30 am
(October 11, 2013 at 5:20 am)The Germans are coming Wrote:
(October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: #7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies? Big Grin

I am pritty certain that only in the US and the Arab world, boobs are not to be seen at beaches.

There is at least one topless beach in Egypt. Our base Huey pilot flew me to it. The women were not amused by our shit eating grins. (Or maybe it was the rotor blast as we hovered there that caused sandy vaginas...meh, whatever.)

Awesome list. Customer complaints are always good for a chuckle.
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 5:40 am
(October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: #7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies? Big Grin

I'm guessing that the wife was upset because the husband was indeed relaxed, but not in his pants *harharhar!*
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm
I feel like some of them wrote it was a joke. Especially that topless beach comment.
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 12:44 pm
(October 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: I feel like some of them wrote it was a joke. Especially that topless beach comment.

I don't underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 1:33 pm
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(October 11, 2013 at 5:20 am)The Germans are coming Wrote:
(October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: #7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies? Big Grin

I am pritty certain that only in the US and the Arab world, boobs are not to be seen at beaches.

There's an awesome topless beach in Marin County here in California ( . Y . )
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RE: Travel Complaints
October 11, 2013 at 1:55 pm
(October 11, 2013 at 5:20 am)The Germans are coming Wrote:
(October 11, 2013 at 4:28 am)LastPoet Wrote: #7: What could be more relaxing than laying at the beach looking at some boobies? Big Grin

I am pritty certain that only in the US and the Arab world, boobs are not to be seen at beaches.

There's at least two nude beaches within twenty miles of where I'm at (in the USA) right now.
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