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Is this what's it's like to be Christian?

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Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
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Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 6:17 pm
I've always been an Atheist so please tell me if this is the extent of christian intellect.


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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 7:13 pm
I have met some really smart and inspiring religious people in my life.
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 7:19 pm
Great tits.

Good thing the mute button works.

She reminds me of a story about maestro Arturo Toscanini. One day at a rehearsal a soprano could not get her aria right. He grabbed her by the boobs and said "if only these were brains."
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 8:55 pm
I think her problem isn't that she's a Christian. It's that she's a blonde.
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 9:13 pm
Is that even a woman? The melons are distracting me.
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 10:02 pm
What the fuck did I just watch?
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 15, 2013 at 10:57 pm
lmao! I love how she changes her voice every so often. I love her breasts. lol Can I hug her? I mean... poor thing needs some love and compassion.

I mean, since she has a brain, but she talks loads of shit, is there life in another planet? I don't want to get all philosophical, but... those breasts!
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 16, 2013 at 8:14 am
I don't think the problem is that she's Christian. I don't think the problem is that she's blonde.

I think the problem is that she's really, REALLY stupid. Not ignorant, not uneducated....stupid.

But I agree with the general Tit Assessment of other posters.

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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 16, 2013 at 8:50 am
(October 15, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Tonus Wrote: I think her problem isn't that she's a Christian. It's that she's a blonde.

(humour detected)

I can deny that, I was catholic, and I am blond. But I dislike (not attracted to) blondes. Almost like racism.
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RE: Is this what's it's like to be Christian?
October 16, 2013 at 8:56 am
My dad's a Christian, and he's the smartest person I've met in real life.

So, no, her stupidity and religion are not causally related.
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