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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 27, 2013 at 2:34 pm
(October 26, 2013 at 11:00 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: We have virgins here?!!!.??
When did that happen?..
Oh hang, I remember,
Catfish, John V, Statler, Polaris........
... Do I count? I mean, I've never had a chance to break my hymen~
May I claim virginity off of this?
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 27, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Well, I'm a born-again virgin, to all intents and purposes anyway. Should I wash my white robe and leave my knickers off? Again?
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 27, 2013 at 3:10 pm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm
(October 27, 2013 at 2:34 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: (October 26, 2013 at 11:00 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: We have virgins here?!!!.??
When did that happen?..
Oh hang, I remember,
Catfish, John V, Statler, Polaris........
... Do I count? I mean, I've never had a chance to break my hymen~
May I claim virginity off of this? What hymen?
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 27, 2013 at 5:23 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 4:10 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Esquilax is the new staff in town
Welcome sir. I am exceptionally pleased to see you promoted to MOD.
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 29, 2013 at 3:55 pm
(October 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm)pocaracas Wrote: What hymen?
Exactly Can't have broken what you never had
Therefore: virginity
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 30, 2013 at 4:36 am
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Well done Esq.
Gave you your first rep, knew you'd achieve greatness
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
October 30, 2013 at 7:16 am
(October 30, 2013 at 4:36 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Well done Esq.
Gave you your first rep, knew you'd achieve greatness
And then I became a mod, and dashed that prediction quite expertly.
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
November 4, 2013 at 9:18 am
Congrats!!
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Congratulations to Esquilax, our newest moderator
November 4, 2013 at 9:52 am
Ben! Dear lord man! No one wants those biscuits fgs!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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