The Zombie Survival Thread!

[max-greece]

Judging by my performance on a friend's child's X-box I am apparently 9/9/6.

My character tends to run around in circles unable to jump over things whilst I panic and randomly press buttons that show maps or weapons inventory which is invariably empty.

On the one occasion I did manage to kill something it was with a huge bomb at point blank range which killed me too.

[Mystical]

You can be on the team, too! And I shall dub thee: Fodder.

[Marvin]

And Marvin's our mascot.

Ye I'm with the killer rabbit, I'd pity those of you that aren't, if I did that kind of thing.

[LastPoet]

You guys have been watching too much zombie movies/series. I find that humour works better on me, when based on reality.

[Mystical]

Depressed Zombie Robot with lasers? Oh you guys are so screwed.

[LastPoet]

We already have alot of zombies around... They call themselves true christians™

[Marvin]

You guys have been watching too much zombie movies/series. I find that humour works better on me, when based on reality.

I don't think reality is sufficiently stable to have anything based on it, it's all wibbly wobbly.

[Ben Davis]

OK, here's how this goes. Answer the information given.

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What kind of survivor are you?

1. Leader
   
2. Secondary leader/organizer
   
3. Scavenger
   
4. Forager
   
5. Hunter
   
6. Doctor/Medic
   
7. Guard
   
8. Lone wolf
   
9. Helpless, hapless victim
   

What is your approach to ZoApoc life?

1. Humanist: Death Before Dishonor; save everyone possible, or die trying.
   
2. Nihilist: Dishonor Before Death; Pragmatism, if others need help, they need to help themselves.
   
3. Pragmatist: Sacrifice Is Just Natural; Survival is our only goal; the strong survive, the weak perish.
   
4. Desperate optimist: It's Always Darkest Before Dawn; The next city will have something. And if not that one, then the next.
   
5. Defeated Pessimist: Quoth the Raven, Nevermore; The world has ended, there is no hope, why even bother fighting? Let it all end.
   
6. Lone wolf: Others Only Slow Down Number One; It's every many for himself.
   
7. Psychopath: EVERYONE IS A ZOMBIE, JUST OUT TO GET ME!! The mind has snapped; you will not live long, but then, neither will anyone near you.
   
8. Degenerate: What Isn't Mine And What Is Yours...I Will Make Mine; Prey upon others, sustain yourself at their expense; rape, murder, theft; indulge your bestial side.
   
9. Victim: When One Dies, It's A Tragedy. But When A Million Die, It's Just A Statistic; One of the ZoApoc's many, many billions victims.
   

What is your preferred style of combat?

1. Melee: Your hands, the plank of wood, the combat knife, the sword, the baseball bat.
   
2. Short-range: Shotguns, submachine guns, carbines, thrown spears, crossbows...
   
3. Mid-range: Assault rifles and carbines, hunting rifles, battle rifles, light machine guns...
   
4. Long range: One shot, one kill.
   
5. Explosives: Homemade, military-issue, jury-rigged, wired, remote controlled, fuse-primed...basically if it explodes, it's what you want.
   
6. Unarmed: You're either too busy, or too useless, to be armed.
   
7. Heavy weapons: rocket lauchers, LMGs, miniguns, the bigger the better.
   
8. Traps: Detect them, evade them, annihilate them...your choice.
   

More to come!

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2 & 5: 1 & 4: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

[Mystical]

How come no one but the zombie here approves of being in my zombie apocalypse survival group?

[T.J.]

How come no one but the zombie here approves of being in my zombie apocalypse survival group?

What am I, chopped liver?