How hard to beat my slave?

[Esquilax]

I didn't make a claim on a certain day the little pup did, thus the claim needs to be explained, you afraid he can't do it, is that why you jumped in, well I agree he will fail.

GC

Yes, we're actually all secretly terrified that our arguments won't convince you, the most important person in the world, of our position. Oh, how we cower in the twilight, awaiting the beneficent arbitration of the one person in all of creation whose opinion matters on any given subject. T'is the light of our life when you deign to grace our mortal opinions with your hot knowledge shower. Truly, we do await your mighty decision on whether the case can be made- by atheists- that Saturday is the lord's day.

That is literally and actually what is happening here.

[Bad Wolf]

You're the one shouting heretic, such a claim needs to be explained instead of trying to weaseling out, right pup?

GC

Well....this is embarrassing. It seems our GC doesn't recognise sarcasm. Only special people don't recognise sarcasm, when it is paraded around in front of them. So no GC we weren't actually talking about owning slaves, we were taking the piss. In fact, every post on the first page, except yours, was a parody of theist reasoning. It stands to reason that when I shouted 'heretic' I was also being a parody. Since I don't actually believe in god, I can't believe he has a holy day and so in fact, i'm not making any claim at all.

But I think you already knew all this and just decided to troll because you get so grumpy when you can't shoulder the burden of proof yourself. Not unexpected.

[CleanShavenJesus]

Double heretic! The holy day of the lord is actually on Saturday not Sunday!

You can prove that statement, right?

GC

I feel as if someone threw a poisonous dart filled with irony into my side, because I can't stop laughing.

[kılıç_mehmet]

What's your price?

Selling or buying?

[Anomalocaris]

You can prove that statement, right?

GC

I feel as if someone threw a poisonous dart filled with irony into my side, because I can't stop laughing.

Forgive him, for he knows not what he had done.

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I wish I had slaves

Consider bdsm.

He is already into it. He is a rabid nationalist.

[Marvin]

If your slave wears a tent when out in public punching in the face is probably OK. Otherwise it's probably better to do it where it doesn't show. People see the bruises and reach conclusions not understanding the provocation you faced before you did that to their face.