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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 1, 2013 at 11:19 pm
(December 1, 2013 at 11:11 pm)Sleepy Wrote: This world is test for the next life. The eternal life that is paradise.
And with that, you just blew a sale. That is the saddest and most dangerous point of view it is possible to hold.
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 1, 2013 at 11:21 pm
Why is Islam so dependent on arabic?
Good luck in your new life, Stimbo. Remember, no pork! (Sleepy, you forgot to tell him not to eat pork, tsk tsk.)
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 1, 2013 at 11:23 pm
You know, the distance between my former comment and my current position increases exponentially with each revelation.
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 1, 2013 at 11:26 pm
Incidentally, that bewby-inspired comment earned me a kudos from our Sleepy friend. Either he is blissfully immune to irony or he is a master of the art.
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 12:04 am
So perfect! Yet, not all submit to his/her/its will? Again, he/she/it is not a very good creator, when all of the creations do not follow like slaves. Sounds like a mistake!
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 12:09 am
Plus, only "Allah" is perfect yet it can't, or won't, create perfect humans?
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 12:23 am
(December 1, 2013 at 11:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Incidentally, that bewby-inspired comment earned me a kudos from our Sleepy friend. Either he is blissfully immune to irony or he is a master of the art.
How about dumb as a rock?
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 12:31 am
Certainly as subtle as one.
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 1:41 am
Allah is perfect, but it will become angry. The largest following is one of the most exploited countries. Hmmm, I am wondering if Allah ever existed. Again, most of the Islamic religious texts are a play on the older Abrahamic religions.
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RE: Evolution and Islam
December 2, 2013 at 4:40 am
(This post was last modified: December 2, 2013 at 4:58 am by Jacob(smooth).)
Hey, Mr Poe, get over here, something I need your view on!
Although, props for getting more than a single drive by posting from one of our Muslim brothers.
I have a question for sleepy, not that I expect I'll get an answer. Why would stimbo have to say the magic words in Arabic? I mean his first language (one presumes) is the American form of English. Allah, one presumes, speaks at least a couple of languages. So why the foreign tongue just because Allah's great prophet happened to be Arabic?
Hey stimbo. Try Christianity. MY god let's you speak English!  . Also you get the same eternal life package and we give you air miles* for evangelising.
*terms and conditions apply, subject to status. Your salvation may be at risk if you do not keep up weekly church attendance. The Christian church accepts no liability for your soul. In the event that we got it wrong and you should have been a Buddhist or worship thor, we offer no refunds or protection from frost giants. Air miles are sent out following confirmation of conversion of one filthy heathen dog, confirmed by head office. We reserve the right to alter, defer, ignore or deny any element of this contract at any time and frankly, you should be grateful we take the time! In the event that you prefer alternative remuneration, the church tm may offer you nice warm feelings inside, tax relief or choirboys as alternative to air miles.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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