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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 11:41 am
If I volunteer to allow you to open my chest cavity in search of love (or a box or whatever the fuck you're on about), you must agree to allow me to first open your skull.
I'm searching for a single coherent thought.
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 11:56 am
I volunteer.
PM me your real name and address, and I will come to you.
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Enrico needs a volunteer for a brain transplant.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 5:07 pm
(December 10, 2013 at 8:40 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Is there a point here?!
I wasn't expecting him to start now.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Bit lazy, its all the same photograph of his face
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom
"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 7:32 pm
Is this the line to volunteer for a new veegtronic implant?
Cuz I'm down for it.
Bring on the veegtronics!
But, only if it gives me x-ray vision. Always wanted that skill. Mwhahahahaha!
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 10, 2013 at 7:46 pm
Love, like other emotions, is a chemical reaction. As a result you'd be better off cracking open a person's skull.
The heart is a muscle and, despite what some theists will tell you, there's absolutely no writing on it.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: I need a volunteer
December 11, 2013 at 8:02 am
This is indeed an improvement. It wasn't all that long ago that Rico was insisting that his "intuitional science" could answer all the mysteries of Life, the Universe and Everything - or whatever he was babbling on about, anyway.
Point is, now he's apparently recognised that in order to make any sort of sense of reality, you have to actually take steps to investigate it. To open that box, in fact.
Ok, he's using his new-found understanding to make some arsey cheap shot or other, but he is quite definitely coming on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'