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December 13, 2013 at 9:24 am
I repeat:
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House
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December 13, 2013 at 9:42 am
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December 13, 2013 at 10:02 am
(December 13, 2013 at 9:17 am)enrico Wrote: What i would like to know from you considering that you seem to be expert in these things is.........IF LOVE IS NOT GENERATED IN THE HEART IS PERHAPS GENERATED IN THE BACKSIDE?
The liver. It's generated in the liver.
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December 13, 2013 at 10:12 am
And where is hate generated?
And where is friendship generated?
And where is desperation generated?
And where is astonishment generated?
And where is awe generated?
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December 13, 2013 at 10:19 am
(December 13, 2013 at 10:12 am)pocaracas Wrote: And where is hate generated?
And where is friendship generated?
And where is desperation generated?
And where is astonishment generated?
And where is awe generated?
In order: big toe, left earlobe, colon, armpit, perineum.
Hope that helps.
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December 13, 2013 at 10:47 am
(December 13, 2013 at 10:19 am)Esquilax Wrote: (December 13, 2013 at 10:12 am)pocaracas Wrote: And where is hate generated?
And where is friendship generated?
And where is desperation generated?
And where is astonishment generated?
And where is awe generated?
In order: big toe, left earlobe, colon, armpit, perineum.
Hope that helps.
Thanks... gotta shave the armpits to avoid desperation!
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December 13, 2013 at 6:46 pm
(December 13, 2013 at 9:17 am)enrico Wrote: What i would like to know from you considering that you seem to be expert in these things is.........IF LOVE IS NOT GENERATED IN THE HEART IS PERHAPS GENERATED IN THE BACKSIDE?
I'd like to grab a massive strapon and generate some love on your backside.
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December 13, 2013 at 6:50 pm
(December 13, 2013 at 6:46 pm)rasetsu Wrote: (December 13, 2013 at 9:17 am)enrico Wrote: What i would like to know from you considering that you seem to be expert in these things is.........IF LOVE IS NOT GENERATED IN THE HEART IS PERHAPS GENERATED IN THE BACKSIDE?
I'd like to grab a massive strapon and generate some love on your backside.
Define "massive".
and "love".
and "backside".
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December 13, 2013 at 6:58 pm
(December 13, 2013 at 6:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: (December 13, 2013 at 6:46 pm)rasetsu Wrote: I'd like to grab a massive strapon and generate some love on your backside.
Define "massive".
and "love".
and "backside".
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December 13, 2013 at 7:10 pm
(December 13, 2013 at 6:58 pm)rasetsu Wrote: (December 13, 2013 at 6:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Define "massive".
and "love".
and "backside".
Those girls aren't Asian!
Who are you, and what have you done with apo?
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