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You wake up...

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You wake up...
Jacob(smooth) Offline Donators
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You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 1:18 pm
You wake up next to the person above you in this thread, feeling like death. You realize that you are handcuffed together!

What is the first thing you say to them....

And what IS that you're lying on?!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 1:25 pm (This post was last modified: January 13, 2014 at 1:25 pm by max-greece.)
Hopefully its the god-damned key to the handcuffs!

Nobody needs to know - although it doesn't help that you've posted this in an online forum.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 1:35 pm
We'll probably find ourselves on a raft somewhere in the Greek archipelago.
"Huh.. I have never been to the Mediterranean before. Oh, hi Max!"

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When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 2:13 pm
Oh, that's easy...

I'm sure I'd have some pleasant conversation....

While the whole time thinking whoever makes their STR check vs the handcuff's DC first gets to break free.
While the other probably ends up as....dinner for who, or what, ever handcuffed us there to begin with.
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 2:22 pm
Hello... who the heck are you and why are we cuffed together?
Is this a hammer?
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 2:49 pm
I'm Ben... Ben Dover. Damn glad to know ya!
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 3:37 pm
First I scream hysterically

Then I start crying

Then proceed to gnaw at the cuffs
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Jacob(smooth) Offline Donators
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 3:44 pm
whoa, calm down there. The screaming is murder on my hangover!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 5:25 pm
Hey stop playing with my feet. Hey I know who you are, keep playing with my feet, you're the 'foot guy'. ooooh aaaah.
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RE: You wake up...
January 13, 2014 at 8:22 pm
Quote:What is the first thing you say to them....

While you're down there, could you check out that rash?

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