How do you do it?
January 15, 2014 at 10:42 am
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2014 at 10:42 am by BrokenQuill92.)
How do you open your English muffin? Knife or fork?
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How do you do it?
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What is an English muffin..?
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I am also curious.
 (January 15, 2014 at 10:51 am)LastPoet Wrote: I am also curious. Where I come from they're called "muffins" And... Knife.
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January 15, 2014 at 11:09 am
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2014 at 11:11 am by BrokenQuill92.)
![[Image: f616d4ffc40c0908b549b79da3e7d71a_zpsb6286c25.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i789.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fyy171%2FAlaina_Kathryn_Johnson%2FMobile%2520Uploads%2Ff616d4ffc40c0908b549b79da3e7d71a_zpsb6286c25.jpg) English muffins aren't actually English they were invented in Maine 
Those are supposed to be opened?
Crumpets? I open them with my teeth after they get covered in butter.
Depending on various factors (time of day, relative humidity, barometric pressure, how much weed I've blazed) I usually approach my crumpet very slowly, almost stealthy. I find that if not approached properly, the opening is far less climactic. Then, once properly brought in for a closer look, I gently peel open the warm folds to expose the marvelous nooks and crannies contained within. Once I've penetrated the exterior, I slide my knife in slowly, as to suggest opening, and then I withdraw my blade and re-insert it again over and over all the way around the yummy goodness until she splits open like a volcano. Next, I spread my jam all over the warm, gaping beauty. You ain't seen nothin til your down on a muffin, I'm tellin ya.
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 (January 15, 2014 at 10:42 am)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: How do you open your English muffin? Knife or fork? Hahaha trick question! Hand. John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.  (January 15, 2014 at 12:28 pm)It Is i Wrote: Depending on various factors (time of day, relative humidity, barometric pressure, how much weed I've blazed) I usually approach my crumpet very slowly, almost stealthy. I find that if not approached properly, the opening is far less climactic. Then, once properly brought in for a closer look, I gently peel open the warm folds to expose the marvelous nooks and crannies contained within. Once I've penetrated the exterior, I slide my knife in slowly, as to suggest opening, and then I withdraw my blade and re-insert it again over and over all the way around the yummy goodness until she splits open like a volcano. Next, I spread my jam all over the warm, gaping beauty. You ain't seen nothin til your down on a muffin, I'm tellin ya. I like this one. Let's make this one stay.
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