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My quest for quality...
November 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm
(This post was last modified: November 23, 2009 at 2:09 pm by Dotard.)
offensiveness is a never ending challenge.
So please if I offend you let me know so a more accurate degree of quality offensiveness can be maintained.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm
(November 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: So please if I offend you let me know so a more accurate degree of quality offensiveness can be maintained.
Ah, the quality of the insults isn't like when I was a young lad. You young people today, you don't know what an insult is. Y'know, when I was an apprentice condom-polisher back in 1923, I .... zzzzz .... zzzz .... snores, swallows false teeth.
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 27, 2009 at 12:41 pm
LOL @ POPE LMFAO
@ Dotard, I consider myself quite quite... completely unoffendable. So you could consider me a challenge 
Btw, since unoffendable isn't a word, perhaps I should have said imperturbable.
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 27, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I'm not sure what offends me. ;\ Maybe just when people challenge your beliefs (unbeliefs more accurately) is when I get kind of offended. Or maybe not offended but defensive. If they are not the same thing. lol
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm
How much does a master condom-polisher make anyway?
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 27, 2009 at 1:14 pm
and where can I apply?
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm
(November 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm)leo-rcc Wrote: How much does a master condom-polisher make anyway?
We were well paid - threepence a week was a lot in them days. But after a 16-hour shift you felt kind of .... drained.
dotard Wrote:and where can I apply? You can't apply, it's all been moved over to the Far East now, though you don't get the quality. It's the lengths, you see.
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 28, 2009 at 12:50 pm
(November 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: offensiveness is a never ending challenge.
So please if I offend you let me know so a more accurate degree of quality offensiveness can be maintained.
I would prefer that you deliberately TRY to offend me, then maybe I can give you an evaluation. You may then tweak your offensiveness level based upon said eval.
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RE: My quest for quality...
November 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm
(November 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: offensiveness is a never ending challenge.
So please if I offend you let me know so a more accurate degree of quality offensiveness can be maintained.
Sadly, I'm afraid you lack the wit, intellect and viciousness for truly Olympic standards of offensiveness..
However,you do splendidly for an amateur.
(see what I did there?) 
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RE: My quest for quality...
December 1, 2009 at 4:53 am
So, I got to thinking about the condom polisher job and I see it two ways...
Let's just say that it would either be a great job or a terrible job depending which side of the condom you are polishing. I would prefer to polish the inside, if you know what I mean...
We didn't give this subject enough discussion if you ask me!
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