My Programme for Afghanistan

[KUSA]

@OP Your plan sucks. We should just get the fck out there. Let them figure their problems out on their own.

[EgoRaptor]

@OP Your plan sucks. We should just get the fck out there. Let them figure their problems out on their own.

No, the communist regime was doing good for Afghanistan & we went in & drove them out. We have a moral obligation to fix Afghanistan's problems because we caused them.

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What do you think of it?

It didn't work for the Russians. It didn't work for Bush the Dumber.

It won't work for you.

Didn't work for them because they let the Afghans set up a Islamic republic. Force anti-Islamism & secularism upon the Afghans & things will get better.

[Angrboda]

We liberated Afghanistan in partnership with anti-Taliban forces. To attempt to institute such an oppressive regime unilaterally would further damage our reputation in the international community, weakening the credibility of our foreign policy efforts in the region, and encouraging pro-Islamic and anti-Western sentiment in the populace both within and outside its borders. It would be a foreign policy disaster.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

No, the communist regime was doing good for Afghanistan

That statement is, quite frankly, horseshit. The PDPA clearly meant well, but they went about their attempts at reform with all the grace and delicacy of a rabid water buffalo on PCP. All they succeeded in accomplishing was 1) pissing of Islamic conservatives, 2) tanking the agricultural industry, and 3) creating shortages of food and government confidence. This precipitated the Soviet invasion, which created a massive humanitarian crisis and (big shock) led to the modern Taliban.

Boru

[Minimalist]

@OP Your plan sucks. We should just get the fck out there. Let them figure their problems out on their own.

No, the communist regime was doing good for Afghanistan & we went in & drove them out. We have a moral obligation to fix Afghanistan's problems because we caused them.

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It didn't work for the Russians. It didn't work for Bush the Dumber.

It won't work for you.

Didn't work for them because they let the Afghans set up a Islamic republic. Force anti-Islamism & secularism upon the Afghans & things will get better.

That's because all that is there are muslims. Different types and tribes and the only time they stop killing each other is when foreigners give them another target...as the British, the Russians and us have demonstrated.

Where is this "un-islamic" population going to come from? You left that out of your plan!

(Details....details.....)

[EgoRaptor]

No, the communist regime was doing good for Afghanistan & we went in & drove them out. We have a moral obligation to fix Afghanistan's problems because we caused them.

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Didn't work for them because they let the Afghans set up a Islamic republic. Force anti-Islamism & secularism upon the Afghans & things will get better.

That's because all that is there are muslims. Different types and tribes and the only time they stop killing each other is when foreigners give them another target...as the British, the Russians and us have demonstrated.

Where is this "un-islamic" population going to come from? You left that out of your plan!

(Details....details.....)

From the re-educated Afghans.

[Minimalist]

Who do you think is going to re-educate them? Foreigners?

Haven't you been paying attention to what is going on over there.

[Anomalocaris]

I doubt many of egoraptor's screws were tightened all the way.

[kılıç_mehmet]

Here is my plan to fix up Afghanistan that I would use if I were in charge. It is largely inspired by the French Revolution.

-Installation of a revolutionary temporary dictatorship
-Adoption of internationalist & communist policies
-Summary execution of all & any Taliban that can be found (using the guillotine)
-A de-Islamization campaign similar to France's de-Christianization campaign
-Building up the infacture, wealth, power, & resources of all Tribes that cooperate with the revolutionary government
-Life imprisonment for any Taliban collaborators
-Enforced equality for women
-Adoption of the red flag of socialism for the country
-Mandatory anti-Islamic secular education for all Afghan children
-Re-education to fix the country's prudishness

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What do you think of it? Any suggestions?

I say that a part of Afghanistan(the parts where the Turkmen, Usbeks and Kyrgyz live) should be part of Turan. The rest(Sarts/Tajiks) can go to hell.