My Programme for Afghanistan

[EgoRaptor]

Here is my plan to fix up Afghanistan that I would use if I were in charge. It is largely inspired by the French Revolution.

-Installation of a revolutionary temporary dictatorship
-Adoption of internationalist & communist policies
-Summary execution of all & any Taliban that can be found (using the guillotine)
-A de-Islamization campaign similar to France's de-Christianization campaign
-Building up the infacture, wealth, power, & resources of all Tribes that cooperate with the revolutionary government
-Life imprisonment for any Taliban collaborators
-Enforced equality for women
-Adoption of the red flag of socialism for the country
-Mandatory anti-Islamic secular education for all Afghan children
-Re-education to fix the country's prudishness

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What do you think of it? Any suggestions?

[Jackalope]

Sooo.... Replace one tyranny with another? Check.

[EgoRaptor]

Sooo.... Replace one tyranny with another? Check.

A temporary dictatorship to educate the populace on how to be secular, responsible citizens that will be able to handle democracy once the programme has been achieved.

[Jackalope]

The end does not justify the means.

I'm thankful you're just an idiot kid that has no political power, because your suggested "cure" sucks royal ass.

[Nine]

I'd build a load of theme parks, hire the Taliban as security and make a law that requires everyone to masturbate at least once a day. I figure the Taliban would finally have something to do rather than twiddle their thumbs and stroke AK47's. The scantily clad tourists would give them something to put in their spank bank and the law would require them to relieve themselves of their frustration.

Problem solved.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A temporary dictatorship to educate the populace on how to be secular, responsible citizens that will be able to handle democracy once the programme has been achieved.

Dictatorships have an annoyingly predictable tendency to NOT be temporary.

Boru

[TaraJo]

A temporary dictatorship to educate the populace on how to be secular, responsible citizens that will be able to handle democracy once the programme has been achieved.

If you can get that program to work, how about we try it over here in the US? We could sure use it.

[EgoRaptor]

A temporary dictatorship to educate the populace on how to be secular, responsible citizens that will be able to handle democracy once the programme has been achieved.

If you can get that program to work, how about we try it over here in the US? We could sure use it.

The only problem is there wouldn't be any Taliban to execute via guillotine.

[Minimalist]

What do you think of it?

It didn't work for the Russians. It didn't work for Bush the Dumber.

It won't work for you.

[Zen Badger]

I've got a better plan....

1/ Build a big wall around the country.

2/ Toss in weapons and shit stained quarans.

3/ Keep this up until the noise stops

4/ Go in and shoot the the last one standing.