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If you were about to be executed

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If you were about to be executed
Boris Karloff Offline
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If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 10:47 pm
what would you request for your last meal?
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 10:49 pm
Wow. It really depends on my craving on that particular day. I'm going to answer the best I can tonight. But this is something people will have to come back to again and again.

I already have a full stomach from dinner. However, I am having a Mounds craving now, and could easily polish off two bags of Mounds minis (or whatever they call them).
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 10:52 pm
Mounds are fucking amazing. Far superior to Almond Joy.
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 10:53 pm
Pussy.
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 10:55 pm
(January 19, 2014 at 10:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pussy.
.....you win.
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 10:58 pm
Honestly it would probably be a cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and onion with ketchup, and some fries. Even though I have it all the time, I'm not picky about how it's made like some foods I love such as spaghetti.
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http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 11:33 pm (This post was last modified: January 19, 2014 at 11:35 pm by Fruity.)
That's easy. Everyone knows what I would pick. I swear everyone must know that this is an easy question. I mean... what else?




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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 11:47 pm
Can't go wrong with ribs.
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 19, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Pot brownies. Preferably a lot of them.
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RE: If you were about to be executed
January 20, 2014 at 2:27 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2014 at 2:30 am by Violet.)
(January 19, 2014 at 10:47 pm)Boris Karloff Wrote: what would you request for your last meal?

The bodies and souls of those I hadn't yet gotten to. I would expect the platter be large and silver, and that they respectfully wait until I was done eating or otherwise disposing of what was on my plate.
(January 19, 2014 at 11:47 pm)plaincents822 Wrote: Can't go wrong with ribs.

I agree.
(January 19, 2014 at 10:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pussy.

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