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You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Here are some signs that you might be a crazy person:
1. You never get an avatar.
2. You always must use fancy fonts, colors, different font sizes etc.
3. You have no rep points after being a member for a while.
4. Your opening posts each contain more words than a book.
5. You post 20 YouTube videos each an hour long in a single post and expect everyone to watch them all.
6. Your username would work well as a secure password.
7. You make more than 5 threads a day.
Any others?
My ignore list
"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 4:10 pm
Here are some signs that you might be a crazy person:
You have regular visits from mental health professionals.
Your bathroom cabinet is stocked with drugs designed to combat mental illness.
You thought Sarah Palin was a good choice for vice president.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm by Pope Leo Decrapio.)
Did I inspire you to start this thread?
If so, I have a gift for identifying the obvious!
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 4:27 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 4:12 pm)Pope Leo Decrapio Wrote: Did I inspire you to start this thread?
If so, I have a gift for identifying the obvious!
Yep. You probably think this song is about you
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm
You're a crazy AF member if you:
Repeat nonsense claims as proof of a deity.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 5:10 pm
You're a crazy AF member if...
..you even signed up.
You're a batshit crazy AF member if...
..you've done any of the above.
And may I just say VEEGTRONS!!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 5:19 pm
You're a crazy member if you refresh the "today's posts" tab over and over again to see if anyone has posted anything new in the last second even though it has been evident that nobody is as crazy as you are for the last hour or so.
What? Nobody else does that?
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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