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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 10:26 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 10:10 pm)rasetsu Wrote: "Somebody needs a nap."


"NO NAP!" -- my four year old self's life motto.
My ignore list




"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 22, 2014 at 11:54 pm
(January 22, 2014 at 10:10 pm)rasetsu Wrote:
(January 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm)Luckie Wrote: Passive agressive much? Tongue

You're a crazy AF member if you have a penis reference in your sig, a Chihuahua or a home designed Picard photo for an avatar, if you post pictures of yourself in the members photos like its goin outta style, if you're actually friends with the theists around here (raises hand), if you announce when you're taking off your pants, or if you post nonsense drivel (to everyone else mind you) about your most recent deep penetration anal probing of your computer Big Grin
did I forget anyone?

"Somebody needs a nap."


ha! I took one, and it was gLoRious Big Grin

I was just tryin to make you guys laugh. Geez. I know I thought it was funny, anyways Wink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 23, 2014 at 4:32 am
You're a crazy AF member if you're a Muslim moderating an atheist forum and the atheists like you
(even though they've never seen your best smile ever)


... and if you meme-ify members into cat memes at least three times a week.


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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 23, 2014 at 5:54 am
(January 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm)Luckie Wrote: Passive agressive much? Tongue

You're a crazy AF member if you have a penis reference in your sig, a Chihuahua or a home designed Picard photo for an avatar, if you post pictures of yourself in the members photos like its goin outta style, if you're actually friends with the theists around here (raises hand), if you announce when you're taking off your pants, or if you post nonsense drivel (to everyone else mind you) about your most recent deep penetration anal probing of your computer Big Grin
did I forget anyone?

errr... sir... I mean, ma'am... w... what... what about me?...Undecided
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 23, 2014 at 7:45 am
You're completely an AF-nutter, if the first thing in the morning you reach for your phone to check what has happened on the forums while you were sleeping.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 23, 2014 at 9:07 am
(January 23, 2014 at 7:45 am)Kayenneh Wrote: You're completely an AF-nutter, if the first thing in the morning you reach for your phone to check what has happened on the forums while you were sleeping.

That's better! Wink
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RE: You're a crazy AF member if...
January 23, 2014 at 9:13 am
You visit the forums every day first thing in the morning and then stay logged in till you go to bed.
AF Forums is your home page.
You check the forum before you check email/facebook/twitter W.H.Y.
You remember that ludicrous 10 digit minimum password that you had to come up with on the first day you joined even though your computer remembers it for you - so you can then log in on all your other devices.
You regularly click on your own name to see your stats - and then start calculating new stats because there just aren't enough there already (like total posts to Kudos ratio).
Joy is a page full of kudos for a given date.
Orgasm is 3 or more.


I....I.....should stop now shouldn't I.
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