God or doctor

[truthBtold]

Ridiculous stuff in the bible..... chronicles 16:11-12..... acts of Asa, early and late, are recorded in the annals of the kings of Judah and Israel. In the thirty- ninth year of his reign, Asa suffered from an acute foot ailment; but ill as he was, he still did not turn to the LORD but to physicians. (JPS Tanakh)..

this is why people are ignorant!!
By the way make sure you thank god , not the doctor that will heal you. Because they went to school for 7 years, has student loans that will take forever to pay off.

[Drich]

Ridiculous stuff in the bible..... chronicles 16:11-12..... acts of Asa, early and late, are recorded in the annals of the kings of Judah and Israel. In the thirty- ninth year of his reign, Asa suffered from an acute foot ailment; but ill as he was, he still did not turn to the LORD but to physicians. (JPS Tanakh)..

this is why people are ignorant!!
By the way make sure you thank god , not the doctor that will heal you. Because they went to school for 7 years, has student loans that will take forever to pay off.

in the time of chronicals 16 one was always better off with God than a Doctor.
Now God uses Doctors whether they can admit it or not.

[truthBtold]

Ridiculous stuff in the bible..... chronicles 16:11-12..... acts of Asa, early and late, are recorded in the annals of the kings of Judah and Israel. In the thirty- ninth year of his reign, Asa suffered from an acute foot ailment; but ill as he was, he still did not turn to the LORD but to physicians. (JPS Tanakh)..

this is why people are ignorant!!
By the way make sure you thank god , not the doctor that will heal you. Because they went to school for 7 years, has student loans that will take forever to pay off.

in the time of chronicals 16 one was always better off with God than a Doctor.
Now God uses Doctors whether they can admit it or not.

You mean to tell me back then ur god was waiting to use doctors now?

[SteelCurtain]

You mean to tell me back then ur god was waiting to use doctors now?

tee hee

[The Valkyrie]

Ridiculous stuff in the bible..... chronicles 16:11-12..... acts of Asa, early and late, are recorded in the annals of the kings of Judah and Israel. In the thirty- ninth year of his reign, Asa suffered from an acute foot ailment; but ill as he was, he still did not turn to the LORD but to physicians. (JPS Tanakh)..

this is why people are ignorant!!
By the way make sure you thank god , not the doctor that will heal you. Because they went to school for 7 years, has student loans that will take forever to pay off.

in the time of chronicals 16 one was always better off with God than a Doctor.
Now God uses Doctors whether they can admit it or not.

If "god" created doctors you'd think they wouldn't have to spend years in med-school, then as interns and residents, before they were fully qualified.

[Minimalist]

Poor Drippy. Open mouth - insert foot.


Does remind me of this joke, though.

A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and checks him in. After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, "Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don't you get yourself something to eat?"

The doctor goes to the cafeteria and notices the long line. He
immediately cuts in at the front, only to hear loud protests. "I'm a
doctor" he says, "I'm a busy man, I don't have time to wait in line."
The others say, "You're in heaven now, we're all the same here, get to
the back of the line and wait your turn!"

A few weeks later, waiting patiently on line for lunch, the doctor
notices a man come dashing in wearing scrubs and a lab coat,
stethoscope around his neck. He butts in at the head of the line and
no one utters a peep. "Hey," he says to the guy in front of him, "Who
does that guy think he is?"

"Oh, that's God," says the guy, "He likes to play doctor."

[max-greece]

Ridiculous stuff in the bible..... chronicles 16:11-12..... acts of Asa, early and late, are recorded in the annals of the kings of Judah and Israel. In the thirty- ninth year of his reign, Asa suffered from an acute foot ailment; but ill as he was, he still did not turn to the LORD but to physicians. (JPS Tanakh)..

this is why people are ignorant!!
By the way make sure you thank god , not the doctor that will heal you. Because they went to school for 7 years, has student loans that will take forever to pay off.

in the time of chronicals 16 one was always better off with God than a Doctor.
Now God uses Doctors whether they can admit it or not.

I didn't know God needed a doctor - was it a proctologist? Sadly I am at an age where I am going to have to go to one too and if there's one that is good enough for God Almighty.....

[Mister Agenda]

in the time of chronicals 16 one was always better off with God than a Doctor.
Now God uses Doctors whether they can admit it or not.

It's a fair cop that the physicians of thousands of years ago could be worse than no physicians at all sometimes.