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Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 9, 2014 at 9:15 pm
If Luke Skywalker wasn't the son of Darth Vader, how did he manage to blow up the Death Star?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 9, 2014 at 9:17 pm
If my aunt had balls.. how could she not be my uncle??
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#23
RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 9, 2014 at 9:18 pm
Obviously the devil. Because god is all good and, apparently, wouldn't write a book as evil as the bible . . .

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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 7:03 am
(February 9, 2014 at 9:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If Luke Skywalker wasn't the son of Darth Vader, how did he manage to blow up the Death Star?

Exactly, you're catching on to how this works.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 7:48 am
(February 9, 2014 at 9:17 pm)truthBtold Wrote: If my aunt had balls.. how could she not be my uncle??

Then she'd be your uncle cousin.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 8:50 am
That is a valid argument and I am totally convinced.

(January 31, 2014 at 9:37 pm)Tripwire Wrote: Hey low-intelligence atheists, I finally proved God is real. If God's not real...then who wrote The Bible?!?!?!?!
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 9:14 am (This post was last modified: February 10, 2014 at 9:17 am by Alex K.)
(January 31, 2014 at 9:37 pm)Tripwire Wrote: Hey low-intelligence atheists, I finally proved God is real. If God's not real...then who wrote The Bible?!?!?!?!

John "Boobie" Miller III. from east Jerusalem. He would read the newest chapter to the guys in the pub every night for laughs.
Little known fact: his friends called him the "Prophet of Beer". When he wrote the Helloween episode, he liked it so much he even signed his own name instead of some funny pseudonym as an inside joke, like "Ezekiel", who was the bum who would always hang out in front of the bar and ask for spare change. What a guy... those were the days!
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 9:23 am
Quote:Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits Smile

You've bowled a no ball there, you can be stumped facing a no ball.
However my foot was grounded and behind the crease the whole time.
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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 9:26 am
(February 9, 2014 at 7:38 pm)Sword of Christ Wrote: If Jesus wasn't the Son of God how did he turn water into wine then? Can't answer that one eh?

(February 9, 2014 at 9:15 pm)Stimbo Wrote: If Luke Skywalker wasn't the son of Darth Vader, how did he manage to blow up the Death Star?

Exactly, you're catching on to how this works.

Is..anyone else confuggled about whose catching on to what?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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RE: Stumped You, Atheist Half-Wits :)
February 10, 2014 at 12:44 pm
Not only that, I'm catching on so fast I got there two years ago.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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