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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:28 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:27 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: (February 5, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Endlessly pursued by people of the gender you aren't attracted to. That's not Hell, that's just my life.  And, you know, it's not that bad. It's annoying, but flattering. Worse would be if I landed on a planet that was 99% female... and 100% straight.
Quite the catch, are you? I see. I must try harder. An eternity at Jesus camp, where they try to "cure" your homosexuality.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:30 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Quite the catch, are you? I see. I must try harder. An eternity at Jesus camp, where they try to "cure" your homosexuality. I would be surrounded by gay people, and I would probably take the opportunity to get horizontally acquainted with the other lesbians, so it wouldn't be so bad.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:31 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:30 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: (February 5, 2014 at 9:28 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Quite the catch, are you? I see. I must try harder. An eternity at Jesus camp, where they try to "cure" your homosexuality. I would be surrounded by gay people, and I would probably take the opportunity to get horizontally acquainted with the other lesbians, so it wouldn't be so bad.
Same camp but only with gay men?
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:32 pm
That would probably be the case in the "lake of fire" hell too.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:31 pm)Insanity Wrote: Same camp but only with gay men? Gay men are wonderful company. And sometimes they're even good kissers.
Okay, I realize I am making this unduly difficult. 
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:37 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: (February 5, 2014 at 9:31 pm)Insanity Wrote: Same camp but only with gay men? Gay men are wonderful company. And sometimes they're even good kissers.
Okay, I realize I am making this unduly difficult.
Okay, Jesus camp with gay male mutes that don't want to kiss.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:39 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:37 pm)Insanity Wrote: (February 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Gay men are wonderful company. And sometimes they're even good kissers.
Okay, I realize I am making this unduly difficult.
Okay, Jesus camp with gay male mutes that don't want to kiss.
 Okay, that would kinda suck.
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:41 pm
Futile's hell: she has to eat steak off of fat men's bellies for eternity.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:43 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Ivy Wrote: Futile's hell: she has to eat steak off of fat men's bellies for eternity. Oh, god, that sounds like a nightmare I actually had once!
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RE: Inventing Hell
February 5, 2014 at 9:43 pm
(February 5, 2014 at 9:41 pm)Ivy Wrote: Futile's hell: she has to eat steak off of fat men's bellies for eternity.
You have a sick mind
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