| Poll: I believe in some sort of eternal/long-term place of punishment in the afterlife. This poll is closed. |
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| No. | 25 | 75.76% | |
| Yes. | 3 | 9.09% | |
| It's possible I suppose. | 2 | 6.06% | |
| There's one Hell and you're ALL going to BURN IN IT! | 3 | 9.09% | |
| Total | 33 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Inventing Hell
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Hehe
I think I am winning! (happy dance)
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon 
Kichi's idea of hell for Zen?
Having a motorcycle and not being able to ride it. "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Kichi's Hell: No red wine and all the motorcicles are Vespas
Good, we're done with the ass-pats and back to hell. >8D
Also that hell is fucking unbearable. I could deal with the preps...but evangelist cop neighbors? FUCK THAT, I DO NOT WANT. Last Poet's hell: There are NO TITTIES EXCEPT MAN TITTIES. And copious amounts of man-tits. Your hell is saggy, hairy, sweaty man-tits. Just everywhere.  RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 8:54 am
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2014 at 8:59 am by Jacob(smooth).)
(February 9, 2014 at 1:36 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Good, we're done with the ass-pats and back to hell. >8D I hesitate, the man has been there  . But I'm gonna go with knitwear. Knitwear and boring haircuts. And an eternity of serving evangelicals at McDonald's, and having to be polite to them when they put their hand on his shoulder in a comradely manner and ask him why he don't have the love of jebus within him. Reading this thread, almost all of you have hells which include a lot of Christians! Ironic that. Who wants this one. You are rush Limbaugh's production team and you have to spend eternity in a cubicle listening to him.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code RE: Inventing Hell
February 10, 2014 at 3:52 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2014 at 3:55 pm by Fruity.)
Jacob hell: Every foot he touches gets gangrene. He has a tattoo on his forhead that reads, "ATHEIST MATERIAL". His wife gets a letter in the mail from Rayaan that reads, "I know what you did last weekend."
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Shudder.
Some days it feels like I'm already there.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
Jacob's hell: There's poker 24/7, but he can't hit a draw - ever. However, the donkeys can. Aces pre-flop? Just muck 'em.
CD's hell is a Colin Kaepernick highlight reel on endless loop.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould (February 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Jacob's hell: There's poker 24/7, but he can't hit a draw - ever. However, the donkeys can. Aces pre-flop? Just muck 'em. Yeah, again some days i'm already there 
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code |
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