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Second Coming?
KichigaiNeko Away
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RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 9:10 am
(March 2, 2014 at 9:07 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: Some of us are awake during the day here...

Which day?

Sunday night here in Oz mate 21:08 (9:08 PM) got a long weekend so tomorrow Zen and I are just "Hanging on the couch and not doing much"

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#12
RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 10:19 am
Kind of makes you wonder about that whole Lazarus resurrection story, and all those amazing miracles! Wink Shades
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#13
RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 11:48 am
No. Not at all.

Those are fucking bullshit.
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#14
RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 12:45 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 9:10 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 9:07 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: Some of us are awake during the day here...

Which day?

Sunday night here in Oz mate 21:08 (9:08 PM) got a long weekend so tomorrow Zen and I are just "Hanging on the couch and not doing much"

Big Grin

It's 16:45 here in the UK.
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#15
RE: Second Coming?
March 2, 2014 at 1:26 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 11:48 am)Minimalist Wrote: No. Not at all.

Those are fucking bullshit.

My thoughts exactly. Hence my sarcasm.
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#16
RE: Second Coming?
March 3, 2014 at 4:12 am
(March 2, 2014 at 10:19 am)DarkHorse Wrote: Kind of makes you wonder about that whole Lazarus resurrection story, and all those amazing miracles! Wink Shades

Lazarus was a pal of Jesus. So they got a corpse and put it in the tomb with Lazarus. Jesus shows up and call for Lazarus to come out. Lazarus then comes out of the tomb looking all haggard and the local yokels think that he had been resurrected. Later on the bigwigs tried to kill Lazarus for good. The story doesn't say how long he survived after his trick but I'll bet it wasn't very long.
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#17
RE: Second Coming?
March 3, 2014 at 5:04 am
(March 3, 2014 at 4:12 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(March 2, 2014 at 10:19 am)DarkHorse Wrote: Kind of makes you wonder about that whole Lazarus resurrection story, and all those amazing miracles! Wink Shades

Lazarus was a pal of Jesus. So they got a corpse and put it in the tomb with Lazarus. Jesus shows up and call for Lazarus to come out. Lazarus then comes out of the tomb looking all haggard and the local yokels think that he had been resurrected. Later on the bigwigs tried to kill Lazarus for good. The story doesn't say how long he survived after his trick but I'll bet it wasn't very long.

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#18
RE: Second Coming?
March 4, 2014 at 5:06 am
(March 3, 2014 at 5:04 am)DarkHorse Wrote:
(March 3, 2014 at 4:12 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Lazarus was a pal of Jesus. So they got a corpse and put it in the tomb with Lazarus. Jesus shows up and call for Lazarus to come out. Lazarus then comes out of the tomb looking all haggard and the local yokels think that he had been resurrected. Later on the bigwigs tried to kill Lazarus for good. The story doesn't say how long he survived after his trick but I'll bet it wasn't very long.

See, everything can be explained. Clap

Sometimes people forget that there's always a logical explanation. Here's a good detective story from the Bible.

Bel and the Dragon 1 (Common English Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...ersion=CEB
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#19
RE: Second Coming?
March 9, 2014 at 5:20 am
Jesus really survived the crucifixtion. The incompetent Romans took him down too soon.
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