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Miracles for an Atheist.
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#21
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 9:02 am
Al Bundy is one of my heros. Glenn Quagmire is another.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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#22
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 9:04 am
(December 9, 2009 at 9:02 am)Dotard Wrote: Al Bundy is one of my heros. Glenn Quagmire is another.

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#23
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 10:19 am
(December 9, 2009 at 12:22 am)littlegrimlin1 Wrote: Don't believe everything that you breathe... lol

I prayed about 1-2 times as a kid, nothing happened.
I don't pray many times today, nothing happens. (can't quantify that negative lol) Big Grin

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#24
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 10:23 am
(December 9, 2009 at 12:22 am)littlegrimlin1 Wrote: Don't believe everything that you breathe... lol

I prayed about 1-2 times as a kid, nothing happened.
I don't pray many times today, nothing happens. (can't quantify that negative lol) Big Grin


"When I Was a Kid I Used to pray Every Night for a New Bicycle. Then I Realised God Doesn’t Work That Way, so I Stole One and Prayed for Forgiveness" Smile
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#25
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Quagmire rocks!! I think he is the player of the year lol. Void that reminds me of one of my favorite oraters Frederick Douglas when he said that he had never prayed so hard as when he prayed with his legs (referring to his flight from his slave master). I always say that prayer is an exercise in futility, if you wait on god you will die of old age waiting. When you drop your dependence on a fictional god and do for yourself then and only then will you progress in life.
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#26
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I posted earlier about finding a new job.

My old place of work, which I left, is closing and laying off all 500 employees. Jesus was looking out for me!
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#27
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm
(December 9, 2009 at 10:23 am)theVOID Wrote: "When I Was a Kid I Used to pray Every Night for a New Bicycle. Then I Realised God Doesn’t Work That Way, so I Stole One and Prayed for Forgiveness" Smile

ROFLOL
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#28
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 10, 2009 at 4:59 am
Yeah kudos for that VOID Big Grin
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#29
RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm
I saw a stain on a wall that didn't look like the Virgin Mary. Now that's a miracle!
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RE: Miracles for an Atheist.
December 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I was literally "saved" from those delusions called religious beliefs, I am not sure if this counts as an atheist miracle.
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition

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