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17 virgins
#11
RE: 17 virgins


A few 'experienced' bisexual men too, and that deal is SWEET! Big Grin

Where do I sign up? Smile



I ditto you (not sure in all cases, but at least in most). What's even worse is to mutilate your daughter's genitals because they look like a "son's"...
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#12
RE: 17 virgins
I'd probably want some men too. Not because I AM gay right now, but given eternity as a timeline... who knows? If nothing else, we can watch each other bang chicks. Smile

Rhizo
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#13
RE: 17 virgins
But surely there's more than just sex to heaven... :S Isn't there? What else comes in the package?
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#14
RE: 17 virgins
Well, if I had a body that was perfect and never tired out, I would need something to do with my time and can think of nothing else I would rather do.

Rhizo
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#15
RE: 17 virgins
Well... sex is good for a bit... especially in 'short-ish' bursts throughout the day...

But it gets old if it is all you can do... :S I'd at least need something intellectually fun... like video games, or books, or chess... something with 'more' to it than mere (and probably loveless) sex :S
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#16
RE: 17 virgins
Probably doing these things in heaven: Intellectual conversation, free food for all eternity, changing your body form, visiting your dead relatives, kicking jesus in the nuts, and probably a number of other things.
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#17
RE: 17 virgins
(December 10, 2009 at 11:51 am)binny Wrote: I was a virgin once.

Hey! Me too! I lost mine when I was 9 years old.


But I didn't have a partner until I was 18. Confused
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