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The problems with being English
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RE: The problems with being English
Oh, I forgot number sixteen - that happens because I don't want the other person to see what I eventually decide to buy, even if it's only a loaf of bread.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: The problems with being English
I'm starting to think I'm part English (*) after reading that. I've even taken to having milk in my tea.

(*) Oh, wait, I am. Big Grin
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