Serious Problems With Theism

[Edwardo Piet]

Hi dudes, dudeettes and dolphins. Here to present points for theists to consider blah blah blah thoughtful friendly exchange blah blah blah.

There are some very serious problems for theists to consider.

1) Richard Dawkins himself wrote the Bible on why theism is a load of bollocks.

2) If you were truly a theist you would realize your beliefs were retarded and your logic was weaksauce and you'd bow down to my turtleyness.

3) Theism: A Silly dude in the sky stroking his beard (and probably other things) while watching everyone suffer and enjoying Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough while cowering from science.

4) The Big Bang Theory is made of fudge. Fudge is tasty and religion isn't. Religion is merely silly.

5) Theistic science these days is identical to atheistic science apart from the scientists like to pretend creationism is science after doing well at science at school as a kiddy, and then they call it "intelligent design" while smashing their faces onto rocks or maybe that's just my mind.

 6)  And BTW Theism has led to some pretty strange philosophies, such as "I believe in God but not religion. I'm in a relationship with God. A Spiritual relationship. And by "spiritual" I do of course mean buttsex".

As a non-Christian I have experienced that no theist on earth has any convincing arguments to these most basic questions which I believe only those who bow down to Richard Dawkins Who Is The Atheist Pope Himself ™ blah blah blah poor logic blah blah blah.

Thoughts? 

(Oh and please keep it friendly as I said, because otherwise I will conclude with the non-sequitur that you don't love Dawkins enough).

[Cyberman]

Needs more quotes from prominent theists and a couple of psycho killers twisted to make them say the opposite of what they did, but otherwise watertight.

[Edwardo Piet]

I blame my utter laziness.

Sloth is a sin.

I guess that's proof Jesus buttfucked the universe and made Planet Earth. Or whatever those Christians believe in

[Cyberman]

[chimp3]

I blame my utter laziness.

Sloth is a sin.

I guess that's proof Jesus buttfucked the universe and made Planet Earth. Or whatever those Christians believe in

So, Jesus buttfucked the Universe to make Planet Earth but then decided to be born of a virgin woman? What a paradox! Does not seem like a fine!y tuned universe to me.

[ignoramus]

You atheists think you're so smart, don't you!
But you're not! So there!



Checkmate suckers!

[ApeNotKillApe]

Tooth Fairy I say! Tooth Fairy!

[ignoramus]

[LastPoet]

Very good Hammy, but you forgot to add all priests love little boys very much.

Also, tooth fairy.

[Edwardo Piet]

Hey I said Jesus buttfucked the universe into existence what more do you want?