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Area 69 Reborn
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Area 69 Reborn
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Bring the sexy on, bitches!

It has come to my attention (no, really it has. I have been receiving complaints. gasp!) that area 69 is not busy enough. Do I really have to keep going back there to mop and dust the corners?

So, I guess that in honor of our recent new members (bunch of hotties, that bunch of sexies), I will start A69 propaganda again. Vote yes on A69.

Luckie has been busy, but her spirit will float around the floors of A69. Those sudden goosebumps you get... yeah, it's her.

Losty! Thatguyyoufuckinseemtoknow! Tarteeeeeeh! Spread the love.

Kichi and Zen... you have work to do. You heard me.

Esquilax... nobody will ever reach your level of sexiness wisdom. Rock on.

Steelcurtain... more pictures, please. I said PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Futile... heh. Just be you. You're mean, but I like it.





VOTE YES on A69!



For those of you that get annoyed every time propaganda starts... bite me. I like it.

Carry on.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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#2
RE: Area 69 Reborn
Yes! Please please more A69 propaganda!
I could just start posting cleavage shots all over the regular forum...begging people to join...telling them I need attention and shit like that Big Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#3
RE: Area 69 Reborn
(March 26, 2014 at 12:03 pm)Losty Wrote: Yes! Please please more A69 propaganda!
I could just start posting cleavage shots all over the regular forum...begging people to join...telling them I need attention and shit like that Big Grin

I approve of this propaganda tactic! Make it happen.
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
(March 26, 2014 at 12:03 pm)Losty Wrote: Yes! Please please more A69 propaganda!
I could just start posting cleavage shots all over the regular forum...begging people to join...telling them I need attention and shit like that Big Grin

You are earning a special place in a special part of my brain. I like you more.

and more...


and more...
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
Ok hehe Big Grin I will start in the members photos thread.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
I'm a busy little bee working on something pretty special right now, and when it's done, you bet your collective sexy asses that it'll grace Area 69. Wink In the meantime, I'll see what I can pour out of my think pan for you guys. Tongue
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
(March 26, 2014 at 12:13 pm)Esquilax Wrote: I'm a busy little bee working on something pretty special right now, and when it's done, you bet your collective sexy asses that it'll grace Area 69. Wink In the meantime, I'll see what I can pour out of my think pan for you guys. Tongue

Oh, yes. I forgot about that. Carry on. VERY important. Clap
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
I'm totally down for this, I want half the traffic AF.org gets to be going to Area 69. And I'm pretty sure if Losty does some more teasing this will eventually become a porn forum, plus a few atheists.
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
Ok I posted my first A69 advertisement in the members photos section Tongue
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Area 69 Reborn
(March 26, 2014 at 12:22 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: I'm totally down for this, I want half the traffic AF.org gets to be going to Area 69. And I'm pretty sure if Losty does some more teasing this will eventually become a porn forum, plus a few atheists.

I would so write a series of secular porn stories for you guys. You know, virginal church-going nice girls getting tempted to blaspheme via orgasm denial at the hands of that damned atheist neighbor who she knows she's not supposed to talk to but is oh so good with rope... Devil

Okay yeah that's gone beyond a joke, I'm writing it down. Tongue
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
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