Come See Me, Dammit!

[*Deidre*]

You are someone from here, futile (sorry, I love your prior username) whom I'd love to meet. Maybe someday.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

This is EXACTLY what I've been hoping for all my life: An invitation to travel 12 000 miles to visit a woman I have no shot with, who may or may not be let out of the house due to her mental/emotional state.

SCORE!!!!!!

Boru

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

This is EXACTLY what I've been hoping for all my life: An invitation to travel 12 000 miles to visit a woman I have no shot with, who may or may not be let out of the house due to her mental/emotional state.

SCORE!!!!!!

Boru

Boy are you behind... you must not be on Area 69... *smirks*

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[FlyingNarwhal]

Hmmm, I've never been to Alabama before, always missed it on the way to Florida. Maybe I'll have to put aside some time for a road trip, and do some exploring Alabama ways.

[Justtristo]

I want to meet people on these forums in real life. I love you guys. I know y'all are real far away, but I'm a really cool person totally worth meeting. I live in Birmingham, Alabama, but I promise you won't get murdered or chased by the KKK if you come here. We actually have a lot of hippies and atheists and gay people and pretty trees here. I'm friends with the Birmingham police (they used to train Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with me). If anyone gives us trouble, I'll just kill 'em.

I've been in this city all my life, so I know all the best places to go. We can pick a lively place, a quiet place, a bar, a restaurant, a park, whatever.

Setting a date will be tricky, so please tell me the soonest you could be here if you want to come see me.

I can introduce you to the local atheist groups, and you can hear all about what it's really like to be an atheist in Alabama. Some of what they have to say might surprise you.

Birmingham has some great restaurants of like, every imaginable sort. Indian, Middle Eastern, Cajun, Southern, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Mexican... you name it, we have it. While you're here, I can give you recommendations of where to go when you get hungry. Most of them will be extremely affordable.

If I ever get around to travelling to the USA, I will certainly come to Birmingham.

[Mothonis]

I want to meet people on these forums in real life. I love you guys. I know y'all are real far away, but I'm a really cool person totally worth meeting. I live in Birmingham, Alabama, but I promise you won't get murdered or chased by the KKK if you come here. We actually have a lot of hippies and atheists and gay people and pretty trees here. I'm friends with the Birmingham police (they used to train Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with me). If anyone gives us trouble, I'll just kill 'em.

I've been in this city all my life, so I know all the best places to go. We can pick a lively place, a quiet place, a bar, a restaurant, a park, whatever.

Setting a date will be tricky, so please tell me the soonest you could be here if you want to come see me.

I can introduce you to the local atheist groups, and you can hear all about what it's really like to be an atheist in Alabama. Some of what they have to say might surprise you.

Birmingham has some great restaurants of like, every imaginable sort. Indian, Middle Eastern, Cajun, Southern, Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Mexican... you name it, we have it. While you're here, I can give you recommendations of where to go when you get hungry. Most of them will be extremely affordable.

Oh i would love to!But iive in boring old coolidge,Arizona.
and i have no money.I wish i could meet an atheist group in person.If KKK comes near me ill tear them apart.

[NoraBrimstone]

If you ever find yourself on my side of the pond I'd love to meet you. :)

Same goes to most members, actually.

[heathendegenerate]

lol boru made the thread worthwhile.

[Shaggy]

I drive through Birmingham when I go back to the area I was born in southern Alabama. We have a family reunion coming up down there in July.