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Official - God evolved from Chimp Deity
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Official - God evolved from Chimp Deity
April 10, 2014 at 10:44 pm
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biologi...dei,35755/

It's on a news site. What's not to believe?

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RE: Official - God evolved from Chimp Deity
April 11, 2014 at 1:44 am
I'd say God hasn't evolved and still is a chimp deity.
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RE: Official - God evolved from Chimp Deity
April 11, 2014 at 2:28 am
The Pastafarians won't go for it. They know god emerged from the boiling pot.
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RE: Official - God evolved from Chimp Deity
April 11, 2014 at 2:35 am
(April 11, 2014 at 2:28 am)Minimalist Wrote: The Pastafarians won't go for it. They know god emerged from the boiling pot.

But evolutionists say pastafariam god evolved from the divine wheat by way of holy flour.
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RE: Official - God evolved from Chimp Deity
April 11, 2014 at 5:38 am
I suppose this is what David Cameron meant when he stated that Cristians are the most persecuted religion in the world.
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