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The Celebrity Punch
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RE: The Celebrity Punch
April 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm
(April 26, 2014 at 2:05 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: 1. Dennis Leary (for cure for cancer)
2. Lady Gaga (p-p-p-punch her face, p-p-punch her face. Ma ma ma mow)
3. Shia LeBeouf (I'm sorry)

I was going to put Justin Bieber down, but I don't want to punch him.....I want to curb stomp him American History X style.

I must be missing something - how does punching Dennis Leary cure cancer?

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RE: The Celebrity Punch
April 27, 2014 at 2:14 pm
(April 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 26, 2014 at 2:05 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: 1. Dennis Leary (for cure for cancer)
2. Lady Gaga (p-p-p-punch her face, p-p-punch her face. Ma ma ma mow)
3. Shia LeBeouf (I'm sorry)

I was going to put Justin Bieber down, but I don't want to punch him.....I want to curb stomp him American History X style.

I must be missing something - how does punching Dennis Leary cure cancer?

Boru

Cure for Cancer was the name of his breakthrough comedy album in the early 90's. Only problem was that a lot of his material was stolen from Leary's "friend" Bill Hicks, who then ironically died of pancreatic cancer in '94.

Bill Hicks talking about Leary stealing from him:
Quote:"I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.

He also stole a part of his famous "Asshole" song from Louis CK. The guys a dirty joke thief.
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RE: The Celebrity Punch
April 27, 2014 at 3:10 pm
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RE: The Celebrity Punch
April 27, 2014 at 3:11 pm
(April 27, 2014 at 2:14 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote:
(April 27, 2014 at 1:51 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I must be missing something - how does punching Dennis Leary cure cancer?

Boru

Cure for Cancer was the name of his breakthrough comedy album in the early 90's. Only problem was that a lot of his material was stolen from Leary's "friend" Bill Hicks, who then ironically died of pancreatic cancer in '94.

Bill Hicks talking about Leary stealing from him:
Quote:"I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.

He also stole a part of his famous "Asshole" song from Louis CK. The guys a dirty joke thief.

Oh, got it. Ta very much.

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RE: The Celebrity Punch
April 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm
(April 27, 2014 at 3:10 pm)Beccs Wrote: COmfort/Ham

Giving these two asshats WAY too much credit. Not sure you could call wither of them "celebrities."
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RE: The Celebrity Punch
April 27, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(April 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(April 27, 2014 at 3:10 pm)Beccs Wrote: COmfort/Ham

Giving these two asshats WAY too much credit. Not sure you could call wither of them "celebrities."

The term "infamous frauds" is better.
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