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April 28, 2014 at 2:00 am
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Hiya lovebirds!
Anyone who posts on this thread will get a greeneey +rep point from me and every post gets kudos. This Is the thread is a place where I want to tenderly caress you and learn which buttons I must push on my keyboard to delight you, for I know that pushing the right buttons on the keyboard have brought me sweetest balms of consolation when the barren northwind wast witheren my soul.
I just wanna love you like you are the only person on earth and give you pleasure. I wanna fondle you tenderly and profusely, but not in an area 69 way or a way that would make Jesus nervous. I take leave of you now but ask that you would enter in my warm embrace and feed off my delicate affections; enkindlin within my swollen heart the fire of passionate yet virginal love. Let me yearningly cater to you, but only with the innocent exchange of catholic schoolboy/schoolgirl affection.
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Sorry to restart this thread but the last one got me in bookoo trouble for the lack of innocence and violation of AF censorship laws.
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April 28, 2014 at 2:05 am
We've already exchanged Reps, darling.
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April 28, 2014 at 2:09 am
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Shucks! well,
*hugs, kisses, and kudos lover* x x o o
you put the twinkle in my eye 
Dear Mods, may I have permission to give two rep points instead of one? I'll be sure to give them to the Mods and administrators and donors first.
I'll try not to drop the three C words, the D word, the P word, the V word, the B bomb, or any other of the genitilia bombs outside of a 69.
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April 28, 2014 at 8:47 am
I'm going to pretend I'm antitheist from now on so I can be a rep point and kudo whore 
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April 28, 2014 at 8:50 am
(April 28, 2014 at 2:09 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: Dear Mods, may I have permission to give two rep points instead of one? I'll be sure to give them to the Mods and administrators and donors first.
I'll try not to drop the three C words, the D word, the P word, the V word, the B bomb, or any other of the genitilia bombs outside of a 69.
You know, most people try to bargain with something that actually entices the other party, not just "if you let me do this, I'll stop breaking your rules."
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April 28, 2014 at 8:56 am
(April 28, 2014 at 8:50 am)Esquilax Wrote: (April 28, 2014 at 2:09 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: Dear Mods, may I have permission to give two rep points instead of one? I'll be sure to give them to the Mods and administrators and donors first.
I'll try not to drop the three C words, the D word, the P word, the V word, the B bomb, or any other of the genitilia bombs outside of a 69.
You know, most people try to bargain with something that actually entices the other party, not just "if you let me do this, I'll stop breaking your rules."
I spilled my booze and fell out of my chair. What do I need to offer you? Oral...I won't say...
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April 28, 2014 at 8:58 am
(April 28, 2014 at 8:56 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: I spilled my booze and fell out of my chair. What do I need to offer you? Oral...I won't say...
I'm not after anything, you could just settle and deal with the limitations and rules of the forum! It's just amusing watching you try to barter next to your empty cart, I guess. 
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April 28, 2014 at 10:07 am
I was going to post in this thread, but I can't think what to say so I won't bother.
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April 28, 2014 at 10:34 am
(April 28, 2014 at 10:07 am)Stimbo Wrote: I was going to post in this thread, but I can't think what to say so I won't bother.
Ohh welcome to the love thread dearest stimbo I give you kudos a long with a sloppy kiss on each cheek and one much lower *smootches*
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April 28, 2014 at 10:34 am
Tsk Tsk, Matt. What would your Catholic friends think of this whoring about!?! For shame, for shame.
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